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This is Loki speaking.
(I love playing Loki.)
(I love playing Loki.)
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Hey guys this is the amazingly famous, sexy and rich Tony Stark. (Don't tell Blaze that I'm on her account or I'm dead meat...)
This Loki from Jotunheim and Asgard. KNEEL YOU MEWLING QUIMS.
Eeeeeyyy! Its reindeer games! Having fun on popsicle land?
Mod
HEY! STOP CALLING LOKI NAMES! (Starts Hulking around.)
???? Just cuz reindeer games is jelly doesn't mean you need to net-hulk out.
Loki: KNEEL YOU MEWLING QUIMS!
Tony: Hey Lokes, I'm just gonna tell the Hu- Oh god, shes back.
Blaze: Tony, I am gonna throw you into a bottomless pit. With no WiFi.
Blaze: Tony, I am gonna throw you into a bottomless pit. With no WiFi.
Shine: Hey, Loki. "Sees Avengers". THOR! JANE! DID YOU INVITE THE AVENGERS!
Thor and Jane: "hides".
Loki: "cuddles me".
Thor and Jane: "hides".
Loki: "cuddles me".
Mod
Ikr, I think my phone iPad runs on magic energy. Or it wouldn't work. Probably.
Mod
Shine and Loki: "listens to YOU GOT GOT LOKI'D on the iPhone".
Avengers: They're listening to that LOKI song.
(Song: You Just Got LOKI'D.) (ON FULL BLAST!)
Mod
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl1vMc4...
Lyrics:
Ah!
Going out to Midgard!
Gonna shine in Asgard!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
Asgardian prince so let me talk some sense
into the Midgard haters who must think I'm dense
no recompense for I'm here to usurp this
and remind you that I'm burdened with a glorious purpose
Ya it's true I came here for the Tesseract
to make you think ruling you was my plan of attack
cut me some slack because that plan is wack
all I ever really wanted was to get back
into Asgard... is that so hard to see?
I was scarred from being barred by my family
Oh Thor you're so big we must worship thee!
With your golden locks making fan girls squee
I am Loki, the weaver of lies
so step back while I cut you down to size
Earth's mightiest heroes? Avengers? Please.
I played each of you with the greatest of ease.
From your star spangled boy scout up to the head cheese
let's not forget I made Heimdall freeze
and I decree, each of you I'll subjugate
to kneel before me is your natural state
got a whole lot more than Shawarma up here on my plate
so let me hear you sing it out if you can relate
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
Did you really think you'd stop me with a puny gag?
I'm a trickster god, Hulk's punching bag!
I made the Widow fake a sniffle and Stark get jet lag
give me more time I'll make Thor's pecs sag!
I'm incredulous, ridiculous, never superfluous, always adventurous
Hawkeye shot me in the face with an explosive arrow
have you noticed how my cheek bones are Oh so narrow?
Isn't it apparent that I haven't lost yet?
The moral of the story is the Infinity Gauntlet.
Ultimate power seems a pretty good outlet
for my daddy issues and ultimate conquest
recognize that I'm the perfect foe
and it's high time you understand my goals.
Natasha, I know you think you played me
but this whole masquerade involves you having my babies
Russian and Frost Giant blood oh so crazy
Clint mooning over you doesn't phase me
I'm determined that you're gonna wanna be my queen
and absolute power is your ideal scene
let's blow up the world and get some ice cream
you and I shipped is my ultimate dream!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd
You just got Loki'd
You just got Loki'd son
But you are not the only one
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
Lyrics:
Ah!
Going out to Midgard!
Gonna shine in Asgard!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
Asgardian prince so let me talk some sense
into the Midgard haters who must think I'm dense
no recompense for I'm here to usurp this
and remind you that I'm burdened with a glorious purpose
Ya it's true I came here for the Tesseract
to make you think ruling you was my plan of attack
cut me some slack because that plan is wack
all I ever really wanted was to get back
into Asgard... is that so hard to see?
I was scarred from being barred by my family
Oh Thor you're so big we must worship thee!
With your golden locks making fan girls squee
I am Loki, the weaver of lies
so step back while I cut you down to size
Earth's mightiest heroes? Avengers? Please.
I played each of you with the greatest of ease.
From your star spangled boy scout up to the head cheese
let's not forget I made Heimdall freeze
and I decree, each of you I'll subjugate
to kneel before me is your natural state
got a whole lot more than Shawarma up here on my plate
so let me hear you sing it out if you can relate
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
Did you really think you'd stop me with a puny gag?
I'm a trickster god, Hulk's punching bag!
I made the Widow fake a sniffle and Stark get jet lag
give me more time I'll make Thor's pecs sag!
I'm incredulous, ridiculous, never superfluous, always adventurous
Hawkeye shot me in the face with an explosive arrow
have you noticed how my cheek bones are Oh so narrow?
Isn't it apparent that I haven't lost yet?
The moral of the story is the Infinity Gauntlet.
Ultimate power seems a pretty good outlet
for my daddy issues and ultimate conquest
recognize that I'm the perfect foe
and it's high time you understand my goals.
Natasha, I know you think you played me
but this whole masquerade involves you having my babies
Russian and Frost Giant blood oh so crazy
Clint mooning over you doesn't phase me
I'm determined that you're gonna wanna be my queen
and absolute power is your ideal scene
let's blow up the world and get some ice cream
you and I shipped is my ultimate dream!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd
You just got Loki'd
You just got Loki'd son
But you are not the only one
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd!
You just got Loki'd son!
But you are not the only one.
