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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?A: Because it wanted to go to the mooo-vies?
Q: Why did the lights go out?A: Because they liked each other.
Q: What did the candle light say in the dark when it blew off?A: I thought i was staying in for the night, looks like I am going out.
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((Imma just do a random...horrible...pun))I really think it's insalting when the roads aren't salted. I am very salty about it when that happens.
Q: What did the light bulb say when it was hugged?A: I knew i was the light of your life.
Two antennas get married on a roof, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.
Q: What do you get when you cross between a vampire and a clown?A: Dark humours
Q: What do call a nocturnal jokers?
A: Dark humours
QUESTION: What dies 100 feet in the air?ANSWER: a centipede.
Q: Have you heard about the theif who stole a calendar?A: He got 12 months
LOL
Q: What did santa say in the toilet?A: Ho ho ho. Plop plop plop.
Here's a random one.I'm allergic to bullies, they make my eyes water(Sorry this is a bad joke)
Q: Lucy has a big head. She goes to to her doctor for a treatment. What does her doctor give her?A: Big-head-itis
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A: A river
Q: What do get when you cross between a camel and a dancing cow?A: Lumpy milkshake
Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?A. A Wonky.
Q. What is in the end of everything?
A. Not God or nature
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Amy (won't be online for a while. sorry to all the groups i'm in!)
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OK sorry! What do you miss most from your childhood
For me it's less stress
Q: How do you make a milkshake?A: Shake a cow and milk it at the same time.
Q: What used to be white and black and red all over?A: The newspaper.
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Moo-hahaha
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You crack it up!
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Because it was TWO TIRED!
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An investigator
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Doctor - Sorry I'm late
Patient - It's okay. I'm PATIENT
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:)
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Ground beef."
lol
(I think so.)
Q-What song did the singer sing?
A-He sang "Er…".
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A bicycle
(ba-dum-tss)
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Here is a cheesy joke: What do you call a curly-haired cheese? Permesan!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that releases energyA: Exosaurus
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that absorbs energyA: Endosaurus
Why do I hope that my nose isn't 12 inches long?Then it will become a foot!
Q: MOM: "How do I look?"A: DAD: "With your eyes."
Make sure you provide answers to your jokes and not just leave them open for others to guess.