Harry Potter Fans discussion

Siriusly? You don't get it?

Nothing, just seeking the answer to your questions.

You obviously won't.

Am i able to Slytherin?

Siriusly don't be Riddikulus!

Stop being Slytherin Snape's!

Merlin's beard! Am I Ron?

Voldemort: why so sirius?
Sirius: why so nosy?

What would harry's alternitive job be? He would be a potter!!

*Voldermort visits Potter home*
James: "Oh no, it looks like Peter 'ratted' on us!"
Lily: "This is no time for puns! Are you Sirius?"
James: "No, I'm James!"

^ Lool *Voldemort coming to the Potter Household*

Voldy: Knock knock
James: Who's there
Voldy: You know
James: You know who?
Voldy: exactly

👦: You know who has taken over the world
👧: Who? What's his name?
👦: He who must not be named.

I’m a very (le) strange person

Harry: where’s your nose?
Voldemort: be Sirius
Harry: no,I’d much rather be me, thank you

Sorry for being Crabbey but these puns are really krummy

That’s just Riddikulus.

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
James: *coughs*
Voldemort: Why aren’t you dead?!?
James: Cause I’m in the Living Room.
Voldemort: Are you Sirius?
James: No I’m James.