Harry Potter Fans discussion

Convince Peeves to make a racket in his store room.

Throw Peruvian darkness powder in the hall and make a run for in back to the dorm.

Set off Filibuster's Fireworks to distract him.

Use an invisibility cloak & mufliato charm!

Start crying and tell him you were forced to do it as a dare

Make a position wrong and use it on him to see what it would do. That would be fun!

Say that I’m my way to see Dumbledore, it’s an emergency.

Pepper spray him. then sprint.

Say I’m going to see Flitwick, it’s important, regarding my Charms test.

Cast a spell on the floor to make it super jiggly and wobbly, and then sneak off somewhere else.

Cast a spell so that he doesn’t recognize you and then walk away

Pretend to be sleepwalking then when snaps gets close pretend to wake up

Claim that I'm Draco in polyjuice, and am on a scouting mission (if its during Draco's time as a D.E)

Lol

Smile at him sweetly and mutter a bunch of gibberish. When he goes to get a principal or someone, run back to bed and pretend you were sleeping the whole time. This not only gets you away from Snape, but also makes him look like a crazy person in front of the authorities.

Give him a love potion then sneak a antidote in his pumpkin juice