Just One More Chapter discussion

Make us laugh!

NOTE : Keep the joke clean

My friend told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

“One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”
― J.K. Rowling

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Einstein

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”