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You say something to help you during war, but feel free to be completely random!

P1: I summon a giant marshmallow man
P2: I eat the marshmallow man, and summon a Poptartcat
P3: I take a bite out of the Poptartcat and run...

And so on and so forth!!!!!

Feel free to make it as funny as possible!


AND ALSO: WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU MUST LEAVE YOUR OPPONENTS ALIVE AND MUST KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE (UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE).

I summon a hamster dwarf

I stumble and step on the hamster dwarf. I summon a flying crystal statue cheetah.

(Ok. RanDom and Funny.)

Thor and Loki were throwing Oreos at everyone.

((Lol u too))
I eat every oreo TL throws at me.

"Seriously?" Thor and Loki asked as they threw DR.Pepper sodas at everyone.

"Yeaaaa"

The Avengers appeared into the action.

"Heyyyy"

Shine appeared. "HEY!" Shine yelled.

I look for Bucky

SuperMan appeared and started singing, "HERE COMES SUPERMAN!"

I roll my eyes and snap my fingers. A giant made of earth grows out of the ground and grabs Superman who is flying around the giant's waist.

((LOL))

(It's a song my friend told me about.)

SuperMan used his laser eyes to burn the ground giant. Loki and Shine backed up from the monster. The Dark Elves were amazed at the monster. "HEY! GROUND MONSTER! COME JOIN THE DARK ELF TEAM!" They yelled excitedly.

I lightly twitch my hand, and a very strong wind blows Superman into a wall of unknown material that I made quietly a while ago. Superman gets knocked out.

Shine and Loki jumped on the chandelier and stayed up there for awhile.
Thor and Jane were too busy thinking about the plans.

The flying crystal statue cheetah I summoned earlier soars up to Shine and Loki.

Shine and Loki looked like as if they were about to faint.

I laugh at Shine and Loki's expressions.

"Ok. This is getting weird." Shine and Loki said in their own minds.

The flying crystal statue cheetah comes down and runs toward me. I pat it as it stops.

((LOOL SO RANDOM))

Batman shows up and does a Rain Dance.

The flying crystal statue cheetah dances with Batman

The rain dance works.

I produce a sun umbrella and turn it upside down XP

Will Treaty and Halt show up.

I look at them then keep trying to catching rain in my upside-down sun umbrella.

Will and Halt began to shoot arrows, and then Horace shows up and says, "Who do I attack?"

I wave my arms over my head at Will and Halt. "Me!"

Horace charges Kendra.

I see Horace coming and stand there, waiting for the perfect moment. As he is approaching at high speeds I step lazily out of the way, and he charges past me like a bull.

"Dang it!" Horace shouts. Will and Halt laugh at him.

I smile slyly and take off, summoning my flying crystal statue cheetah to ride on.

My cheetah leaps over a brick wall quickly.

(You summoned one? I didn't see......)

((??))

((I mean you have to, well, summon your ________ for it to be there))

I summon a hunter and my hunter kills the cheetah.

As I watch my beautiful cheetah shatter, I yell and a flock of flying penguins with razor sharp beaks peck the hunter to death.

I snap my fingers and they all blow up, thanks to my granades, and I summon an indestructible fortress.

I put on indestructible armor and walk right in the fortress. I point at Morgan, who is just standin there, and she falls into a pit of vipers. Doors lock her in.

I summon a giant mouse for them to eat and summon a blowtorch, torching my way out and shout, and lightning makes the armor shock Kendra.

Unfortunatly the armor also makes sure I do not get hurt in any way. I look at Morgan and she gets mental pain inflicted on her.

I take a aspirin pill and am better and run into my enchanted forest of vines, that cannot hurt me.

I throw battle fire on them and use my green magic to strangle you with the vines

I summon my ninja friend, who saves me and goes ninja on you.

how does a ninja get out of battle fire is he a mage?

Doesn't matter.

fine well i summon ra and kill you and your ninja so there