Buddy Reads discussion

They better be clean. Let's bring out a little smiles.

Sure!

My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired

My friends asked me to go camping so I made of a list of the things I will need: 1. new friends

Depressed? Keep your chin up cuz when it's down it looks like there's two of them, which is gross.

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"

(This was rather sweet)

Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.

(I love this so much!)

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

human beans lol

did you hear about the Italian chef that died?


he pasta-way

Mydnight wrote: "did you hear about the Italian chef that died?


he pasta-way"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rumell wrote: "I've got a joke about a wall.

You'll never get over it."

I got that about 10 seconds after reading it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

Because they don’t meet the koalafications.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Lol, Aqsa!

Aqsa wrote: "I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me."

This one always gets me lol

Lol.

Rumell wrote: "i have a joke about a ruler. It is too long."

😂😂

Rumell wrote: "i have a joke about a pencil. You'll get the point."

😂😂😂 Do you have joke about paper?

Rumell wrote: "Nope. It has gone blank."

😂😂😂 Did you make them up?

My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?

Pop.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.

I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Have you heard the rumor about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.

I love these 4!

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because he was stuffed.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Beware the following joke is very ridiculous.
(I've tried a bit of it with JR.)

So, once there was an elephant and 12 bananas but he ate only 11 of them. Why?
(view spoiler)[Because one of them was of plastic! (hide spoiler)]
Now,this time there is an elephant and 12 real bananas but he did not eat a single one . Why?
(view spoiler)[Because this time the elephant was of plastic! (hide spoiler)]
Now, the real elephant has 12 bananas in front of him but he doesn't eat any . Why?
(view spoiler)[Because the bananas are in the TV! (hide spoiler)]
Now both the 12 bananas and the elephant are in the TV. But he doesn't eat any banana.Why?
(view spoiler)[ Because both are on different channels! (hide spoiler)]
Now both of them are on same channel but the elephant can't eat any banana. Why?
(view spoiler)[ because the TV is off! (hide spoiler)]

Grace :) wrote: "Beware the following joke is very ridiculous.
(I've tried a bit of it with JR.)

So, once there was an elephant and 12 bananas but he ate only 11 of them. Why?
[spoilers removed]
Now,this time ther..."

Haha, this is so absurd! I enjoyed it!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

A Broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind it's pointless!

I called my school-time friend.

He said, he was working on a special project, 'Aqua-Thermal Treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a Constrained Environment'.

I was impressed. Later I realized that idiot was washing utensils in warm water, under the supervision of his wife.

Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?"

Dad: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

Son: "Your name on this report card."

Wife: "Had your lunch?"

Husband: "Had your lunch?"

Wife: "I'm asking you."

Husband: "I'm asking you."

Wife: "You copying me?"

Husband: "You copying me?"

Wife: "Let's go shopping!"

Husband: "Yes, I had my lunch."

Boy 1: "I took a blood test and got B+"

Boy 2: "Study harder next time and get A+"

LOL, I love all of these! And Grace, it's horrible: that's what makes it funny 😂😂

Joke:

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

J R wrote: "LOL, I love all of these! And Grace, it's horrible: that's what makes it funny 😂😂

Joke:

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then thei..."

😂😂😂😂 This can totally happen in real life 😂😂

Aqsa wrote: "J R wrote: "LOL, I love all of these! And Grace, it's horrible: that's what makes it funny 😂😂

Joke:

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babie..."

It's the beginning of the end of that marriage 😂😂😂

Or end of innocence 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Q: Whats red, furry and scars a child for life?

A: A Murdered Cat

It is a very deep yet funny joke.