KOTLC discussion

Hey guys, if you find any KOTLC memes, do what you can to copy them here!


Me in 25 years:

Future Child: Hey mom, I found this book series in the attic, can I read it?

Me: What's it called?

Future Child: Keeper of the Lost Cities.

Me:

Me: Sophie, get your sisters Biana, Linh,, and Marella. Then get your brothers Fitz, Keefe, Dex, and Tam. Momma's got some explaining to do.

Biana: See, Tam, the way the whole 'dating' thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Tam: The deep stuff?

Biana: Yeah.

Tam: Uh-oh. Like what?

Biana: Like, uh... what's your favorite color?

Tam: *sarcastically* Well, now you've stepped over the line.

Keefe: Can you believe it, I haven't been on a book cover since 2017!
Fitz: You're one to talk, I haven't been on a cover since 2016!
Biana: You guys are such drama queens. I haven't been on a cover since 2015!
Dex: Hey guys?
Marella: ...

Foster-Keefe wrote: "Hey guys, if you find any KOTLC memes, do what you can to copy them here!


Me in 25 years:

Future Child: Hey mom, I found this book series in the attic, can I read it?

Me: What's it called?

Fut..."

HAHAHAHHAHA honestly this is very very likely to happen for me🤣🤣

And pssshhhh KOTLC memes?? I gotcha;)

*If Sophie went star bottling with Keefe instead of Dex*

Sophie: Look at all the stars, they're beautiful.

Keefe: You know what else is beautiful....

Sophie: *blushing* What?

Keefe: Me

Grady: In order to associate with my precious daughter Sophie, I will give you a test.

Fitz: . . .

Keefe: . . .

Dex: . . .

Fitz: Hey Keefe what'd you put for Question 974?

Keefe: Lure the tiger by mimicking a chicken strip

Emery: What do you call disobeying the councils' orders?

Sophie: A hobby

Emery:

Sophie:

Emery:

Sophie: ...that I do not engage in

Sophie: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Keefe: Can't I just smile cause I feel like it?

Fitz: Tam tripped and fell over in a parking lot.

Penny wrote: "Sophie: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Keefe: Can't I just smile cause I feel like it?

Fitz: Tam tripped and fell over in a parking lot."


AAH These memes are so good! *these biscuits, aaaaaaaaHHHHH* :| it's a vine

Foster-Keefe wrote: "Biana: See, Tam, the way the whole 'dating' thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Tam: The deep stuff?

Biana: Yeah.

Tam: Uh-oh. Like what?

Biana: Like, uh... what's your fa..."

:OO Hunger games reference!

Tam: Sometimes I just want to put my hands against someone's cheeks and just hold their head in my hands and just stare into their eyes then violently snap their neck at a 90 degree angle.

Sophie: That really took an unexpected turn.

Keefe: So did their neck

Sophie: Fitz, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got here.

Fitz: I was, uh, I was sitting in my room

Sophie: Yes

Fitz: Reading a book

Sophie: Go on

Sophie: I'm dating someone. I didn't know how to tell you, because I wasn't sur-

Grady: Just rip off the band-aid, kiddo.

Sophie: Keefe's my boyfriend.

Grady: Put the band-aid back on.

You say 'Coca Cola', I say LUSHBERRY JUICE
You say 'Car', I say PATHFINDER
You say 'Dog', I say IMP
You say 'Home', I say HAVENFIELD
You say 'Stick' I say ELVIN GAGET
You say 'Nerd', I say DEX
You say 'Bus', I say CHARIOT
You say 'Prison', I say EXILE
You say 'Red', I say Kenric
You say 'Prince charming', I say FITZ VAKER
You say 'Childhood', I say KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES

Foster-Keefe wrote: "Sophie: Fitz, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got here.

Fitz: I was, uh, I was sitting in my room

Sophie: Yes

Fitz: Reading a book

Sophie: Go on"

Wait sry, I don't get it???😅🤷🏻‍♀️


Foster-Keefe wrote: "Sophie: I'm dating someone. I didn't know how to tell you, because I wasn't sur-

Grady: Just rip off the band-aid, kiddo.

Sophie: Keefe's my boyfriend.

Grady: Put the band-aid back on."

HAHAHHA I've seen this ooonnnnee this was funny🤣


Foster-Keefe wrote: "You say 'Coca Cola', I say LUSHBERRY JUICE
You say 'Car', I say PATHFINDER
You say 'Dog', I say IMP
You say 'Home', I say HAVENFIELD
You say 'Stick' I say ELVIN GAGET
You say 'Nerd', I say DEX
You ..."

YESSS this is great!!

Marina wrote: "Foster-Keefe wrote: "Biana: See, Tam, the way the whole 'dating' thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Tam: The deep stuff?

Biana: Yeah.

Tam: Uh-oh. Like what?

Biana: Like,..."


Ooh, you want another crossover??😏😏😉 This one isn't really realistic, but I still thought it was great🤣


"Edaline: SOPHIE FOSTER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT FLAREADON! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! GRADY IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT OUT OF FOXFIRE! Oh and Dex dear, congratulations on manifesting, your uncle and I are so proud:)"

Oh my gosh a Harry Potter crossover!! Yesss Mrs. Weasley! :P

These r awsum pawsums!

I love them all! I have shared them with other KOTLC nerds, and they love them too!

Sushie wrote: "Sophie: Fitz, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got here.

Fitz: I was, uh, I was sitting in my room

Sophie: Yes

Fitz: Reading a book

Sophie: Go on"

I don't get this one, though.

Ariana wrote: "I love them all! I have shared them with other KOTLC nerds, and they love them too!

Sushie wrote: "Sophie: Fitz, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got here.

Fitz: I was, uh, I was sit..."

Yeah, me neither ahahah??

Oralie: Is it true you shouted at councillor Alina?

Sophie: Yes.

Oralie: you called her a liar?

Sophie: Yes.

Oralie: You told her that Fintan is back?

Sophie: Yes.

Oralie: Have a custard burst, Foster.

Keefe: Help me!

Sophie: Alright Keefe, homework it is.

Keefe: Thanks.

Sophie: Okay Keefe, so you have ten slices of Edaline's mallowmelt and Tam asks for one of them. How many do you have?

Keefe: Ten.

Sophie: Okay let me try again Keefe, you have ten slices of mallowmelt, and Tam FORCIBLY TAKES one. How many do you have?

I love them all! 👍

Sushie wrote: "Keefe: Help me!

Sophie: Alright Keefe, homework it is.

Keefe: Thanks.

Sophie: Okay Keefe, so you have ten slices of Edaline's mallowmelt and Tam asks for one of them. How many do you have?

Keef..."
This is my favorite now

When someone says they don't like KOTLC:

*Buzz Lightyear* There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere

Gnomes: are living peacefully in their ancient home with their ancestors and panakes

Ogres: It's free real estate

Fitz: You're not a human, but an elf. Your telepathic powers come from a rare ability that only some elves have. You're going to have to leave your family and everything you know up to this point in your life so you can come with me to a world where elves live called the the Lost Cities.

Sophie: *ignores Fitz*

Fitz: You're an elf

Sophie: *takes out one earbud* I'm sorry, what?

Hahaha!!!!!

YEET

If Sophie marries an elf and has babies, will those babies have hazel eyes?

Text message:

Keefe: Hey boo what's up?
Sophie: Keefe, I'm not your Boo.
Keefe: But you could be.
Sophie: Change of subject, Keefe.
Keefe: How's Silveny?
Sophie: Good.
Keefe: How's Grady?
Sophie: Reading this over my shoulder.
Keefe: Cool.
Wait what?

OH LOL

What if the babys' eyes change colors?

Ha! That'd be funny!

Keefe: Hey, wanna count shoulders?

Sophie: Sure!

Keefe, counting his two: One, two

Keefe, sliding his arm around Sophie's shoulders: Three, four.

Sophie, blushing: Oh

Keefe, leaning over Sophie and leaning on her face: Five, six

Keefe: You know when Pocahontas is all, "Yo John Smith. Let me show you this tree." And John Smith is like, "Yo! This tree talks. We should make out."

Sophie: ???

Keefe: Well, I'd like to do that with you someday.

Biana: Guys, look I bet none of you are cool enough to do this
-disappears-
Dex: Nice try, but can you do this?
-disappears for 6 books-

Keefe in a horror movie:

*phone is ringing*
Keefe: Yo?
Killer: I can see you...
Keefe:
Killer:
Keefe:
Killer:
Keefe: Do I look hot?

Keefe: Foster I'm sorry about what happened. Let me make it up to you!!

Sophie: KEEFE RUN NOW!

Keefe: WHY?? I'M SO SORRY!!!!

Sophie: I JUST SAW GRADY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

Dex: Can you pass the salt?

Tam: Can you pass your Foxfire classes?

Dex: ...too much salt.

Linh: If you have five flowers and you give one to a friend what do you have?

Tam: A friend.

Keefe: So, does Sophie ever talk about me when I'm not there?

Tam: *smirking* Oh, all the time.

Keefe: What does she say?

Tam: *trying to keep a straight face* She says, "Oh, Keefe, he's so fine-looking"

Tam: And then she turns all red and makes me swear not to tell.

Linh: *trying hard not to giggle*

Keefe: I KNEW it!

Fitz: How are things going?

Sophie: It's all good!

Narrator: Things were not good.

(Isn't KOTLC but TOTALLY relate)

Person: Do you know any good books?

Me: Are you ready for this conversation?

I arrive at the Lost Cities:

Laws: broken
Treaties: destroyed
War: started

I am forcibly escorted out of the Lost Cities

(Fitz gives Sophie a necklace)

Sophie: It's beautiful!

Keefe: Well I got something better.

(Keefe pulls out a pair of jeans and hands them to Sophie)

Sophie: OH MY GOSH! THES HAVE DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophie: What up? I'm back.

Keefe: We literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Sophie: Death is a social construct.

Sophie: I'm not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you Keefe.

Keefe: Earth isn't a planet

Sophie: HOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET???!!!?!?!?!

The Septagon of Oblivion

Dex is oblivious to Linh's crush on him, Linh is oblivious to Fitz's crush on her, Fitz is oblivious to Sophie's crush on him, Sophie is oblivious to Keefe's crush on her, Keefe is oblivious to Biana's crush on him, and Biana is oblivious to Tam's crush on her.

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO BLIND!!!!!?

You: Why can't KOTLC characters be real?
*reads KOTLC again*
You: Seriously, why can't they? They're amazing.
*You hear fighting and turn around*
Keefe: She obviously likes me better!
Fitz: Well if she liked you she wouldn't have a picture of me on her phone!
Dex: She likes me! Don't even think about leaving me out of this! She wrote a sex X reader!
Tam: Well she also wrote a Tam X reader, but hey. Who care's about me?
Sophie: Um, guys. She's passed out...