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Ask Sally Jackson.
Sally: Hello everyone! I am -Me: Heya! I'll be helping Sally to talk to you all ^_^
Sally: Why did you cut my sentence in between? -_-
Me: oh I..I was just being helpful ^_^
Sally: I can speak for myself, thank you -_-
So everyone, ask away!
Sally: Hello Grover! Have some tin cans, will you?Me: Meiyu! ^_^
Sally: It is a totally scary feeling! He just decides to DISAPPEAR! Without telling me! When this Perseus Jackson comes back he's sure gonna get a good scolding from me >_<
Me: What if he doesn't comes b..
Sally: *tapes mouth*
Me: .....
Me: HIYA THERE MRS JACKSON!!!
Sally: HEllo Sasha!Me: *mouth taped can't speak* :|:|
Me: *takes off Ishi's mouth tape*
hi mrs. jackson! or do you prefer mrs. blofis? anyway, did you know that your son is very popular with fan girls? especially fan girls named sasha.
Me: You're welcome Ishi!
NOW DONT TALK ABOUT PERCYY NOT COMING HOME!
@Marie: Sally: Erm, I'm not sure whether I should talk this with the chance that Percy might be here somewhere, but I really do love Paul. Me: Aww!
Sally: And fangirls? What are those??
Me: *sighs* Help somebody?
@Sasha: Me: O_O
...okay
fangirls: girls who hold a crazy/ psychotic crush over a person movie star, fiction or other wise.
Sasha falls into the psychotic definition.
HEYYY I AM NOT PSYCHOTIC!!!! *launches missile at nearby city*
Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (Clarisse) wrote: "HEYYY I AM NOT PSYCHOTIC!!!! *launches missile at nearby city*"Me: *backs off*
Sally: O_O Of course you aren't...
Clarisse: Ofc ur not. Just mildy unstable and a crazy lunatic.Me: WHAT WAS THAT?
Clarisse: nothing!
Wonder what city that was........
Marie(hera) wrote: "fangirls: girls who hold a crazy/ psychotic crush over a person or movie star, fiction or other wise."
May also be fan BOYS.
May also be fan BOYS.
Marie(hera) wrote: "Marie(hera) wrote: "fangirls: girls who hold a crazy/ psychotic crush over a person or movie star, fiction or other wise."May also be fan BOYS."
Me: *nods in agreement*
⋆ Now I'м ғαr вeyoɴd ɢoɴe ⋆ wrote: "Me: Why can't I have a mom like you? ._."oh now that is just ruuude. Respect your parents.
Me: Meiyu: Mothers can be a bit harsh sometimes :( Sally: Oh Meiyu! Don't be sad, trust me she must love you :)
Every mother does :)
except hera. she threw her baby off Olympus
Hera: I DID NOT!!
sure....
Hera: I DID NOT!!
sure....
Me: Alright you, I dont know where you are from, but unless you do not know this already quite a lot of people hit their kids for discipline. It is normal to do so in many countries. Even in schools its normal for teachers to hit teh students (in some schools in some countries). Even here in Australia wayyy back teachers used to hit teh kids, but now its against the law and you aren't allowed to touch the students.
⋆ Now I'м ғαr вeyoɴd ɢoɴe ⋆ wrote: "You cant respect your parents when they don't respect you. And hit you...so."Me: Well unless she has kicked out out of the house while you are still a minor or caused anyy major injury to you that she is not sorry about, I'm sure she might have just hit you because you were misbehaving.
Me: No one is.
⋆ Now I'м ғαr вeyoɴd ɢoɴe ⋆ wrote: "@ Sally yeah...@ Sasha you don't know me so please don't assume its because I was being a bad person."
Me: Alright whatever man, I cant change the way you think and you're right I dont know you. Sorry if you got offended or anything I was just trying help you so you dont go misunderstanding your parent's intentions. Trust me, we have all been there at least once.
Me: Well now that seems a little harsh on Hera. I just think her brain is just so messed up over the fact that Zeus cheats on her ALL THE TIME and she cant do anything about it. So she kinda just spiraled outta control and went a little crazy.
Me: Craziness = Bad Mom
Me: Hey Meiyu..it'll all be fine.. I hope so.. don't worrry about it too much..it'll be fine..and take care :)
Me: i aint denying it, I'm just saying nobody has ever pointed fingers at Zeus for being a bad husband. And Hera can hardly divorce him because wow ironic would that be, the goddess of marriage getting a divorce? Actually that pretty funny. Hahahaha
*Sallly notices Hera* HERA! WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING TAKING MY SON AWAY FROM ME? HUH HUUH ? >_<Me: Sally.. calm down or we'll both be chased by cows..now you don't want that to happen, right? :P
Me: Yeah, you're right. Part of the reason Hera's like this is because of Zeus.
Me: AHAHAHA CURSED BY COWS? HAHAHHAA That is funny. But no seriously lot more people die each year from cow stampede's than from shark attacks so yeh they are pretty fierce. Only cuz they're do fat/.
ZEUS AND I ARE NOT MARRIED!!!!...........
AND I'M NOT FAT! trust me, sasha- one of these days, hades will owe you no more favors and when that day comes... *holds up lighting*... i'll be there. *evil laugh*
Me: O_o .... um whoa.
AND I'M NOT FAT! trust me, sasha- one of these days, hades will owe you no more favors and when that day comes... *holds up lighting*... i'll be there. *evil laugh*
Me: O_o .... um whoa.
Marie(hera) wrote: "ZEUS AND I ARE NOT MARRIED!!!!...........AND I'M NOT FAT! trust me, sasha- one of these days, hades will owe you no more favors and when that day comes... *holds up lighting*... i'll be there. *ev..."
ME: Weel excuse me Hera but i was defending your honour. Hmph fine then, be ungrateful....
BTW If you could just kill me right now in real life that would be great. Because I have major exams coming up from next week, and I cant be bothered to study.... I think the underworld might be a fun place idk.
Marie(hera) wrote: "ZEUS AND I ARE NOT MARRIED!!!!...........AND I'M NOT FAT! trust me, sasha- one of these days, hades will owe you no more favors and when that day comes... *holds up lighting*... i'll be there. *ev..."
Hey i never said you are fat! OMGs seriously. I called the cows fat.
Me: Hera considers herself a cow? XD
i will detroy you all.
Me: HERA! forgive her *whispers* she's PMSing.
Me: HERA! forgive her *whispers* she's PMSing.
♆Some-person♆ wrote: "Me: Hera considers herself a cow? XD"Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE YOU DUDE HAHAHAHAH THAT WAS AWESOME!
♆Some-person♆ wrote: "Me: Hera considers herself a cow? XD"ROFL XD
not you too, nico!
Me: as if you thought he wouldn't
Me: as if you thought he wouldn't
Me: *sobs* LEO OH MY GODS THE FEELS NO. LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO STOP MENTIONING COWS THEY REMIND ME OF LEO AND THE TIME IN THE LOST HERO AND THE MEGAPHONE REMEMBER THAT? REMEMBER?
Sally: Calm down dear..*wonoders what's happened* Me: OH nothing. It's just BoO.
@Jen: Here! Have hot chocolate, Jen, it might make you feel better :)
Me: NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. A PIECE OF MY HEART IS NOW DROWNING IN THE OCEAN OF FEELS FOREVER.
Me: Aw. Patience grasshopper. Your heart will heal ♥
Me: I'm a grasshopper? O.O
STOP IT! AHH, THE AGONY! I STILL DIDN'T READ IT AND ALL OF THESE TEASERS ARE HURTING MY HEART!
Me: Actually reading the book will hurt your heart even more!
Athena: Excuse me?
Me: Um, I mean, COOLEST MORTAL MOM EVA! She's completely Awesomesauce! (And better than immortals...don't tell Athena that ;) )