WEIRD, FUN, AND SILLY!!! discussion

Looking through many forum games these days, I have found another game y'all might like. Simple.
If you had to ban the person above you, what reason would you give?

Example
Person 1 (say, a mod): Let's begin the game :)
Person 2: I ban you because you're a Mod and have too much power in your hands! This ain't not dictatorship!
Person 3: I ban you because you used: number 1- slang ("ain't no") and number two- outstanding intelectual conclusion (the comparison to dictator)!
Person 4: I ban you because you said "number 2" LOL (:
Person 5: I ban you because you're such a baby!

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You may begin. I'm the Mod. Stick to that on first post, please.

I ban you for no reason!

I ban you for not giving a reason as to why you banned me! :)

I ban you because I can:P

I ban you because that's not a real reason.

I ban you because that's not a real reason.

I ban you cause I can

I ban you cause I am a mod and I am just that awesome. :)

I ban you cause It's almost Christmas

I ban you because some people don't celebrate Christmas.

I ban you cause I celebrate it

I ban you cause I celebrate it too.

I ban you cause I said it first

I ban you cuz is not Christmas YET!!

Ban you because you said "cuz" which technically isn't proper grammar.

Ban you because you said "cuz" which technically isn't proper grammar.

I ban you because I can if I want to

I ban you because I am alive

I ban you because that is no reason to ban someone.