Candace Vianna Writes discussion

Hey, I just thought I share some of my favorite LFB's (London Fire Brigade) #fiftyshadesofred tweets:

@LondonFire
Top tip from us today: don’t put your penis in a toaster. Read our most unusual incidents here: http://bit.ly/12wXndi #FiftyShadesofRed

Bit racy on #TheSmoke tonight which reminds us of #fiftyshadesofred. If you use handcuffs, always keep the keys handy...

Penis in a toaster? Hand in a door? This we've been called to, all this and more! #NationalPoetryDay #fiftyshadesofred

Although we've no idea what "It won't leggo my eggo" means! Sounds painful. Any clues?! @LateShow #FiftyShadesofRed

A woman rang to get help for her husband, who was locked in a titanium chastity belt. Keep those keys handy! #fiftyshadesofred #nonemergency

Handcuffs are kinky, spanking is fine, but keep the keys close, don’t call 999…! #nationalpoetryday #fiftyshadesofred

3 men a year call 999 after getting rings stuck on their penises. Most are #FiftyShadesofRed when crews arrive with cutting gear #Ouch

2nd top tip of the day: Don't put your manhood into a spanner. Yep, we were called to that too #FiftyShadesofRed #SpannerInTheWorks