Dumbledore's Army discussion

Most of you know this game. It's the one where you make a wish and the other person says, "Granted... but....."
Example (I'm really bad at examples)

P1: I wish I could live forever.

P2: Granted. But you get really bored in your life.
I wish I could own a mansion.

P3: Granted. But you couldn't pay off the mortgage.
I wish I could have everlasting youth.

and on and on...

Ok. I'll start. I wish I never had homework.

Granted, but the teacher sucked, so you wouldn't learn anything.

I wish my exams weren't starting next week though.

((Nice game, Tiffany! Also, do you think we could make the game HARRY POTTER related? Or would that be too hard?))

granted, but you would be constipated!!!!!!!

i wish i wasnt addicted to goodreads!

granted,but you would get addicted to barbie.com!
i wish i was famous!

ew.... barbie?

granted, but you would be swarmed by paparatzzi

i wish the water would boil for my lunch already

granted, but then they were poisoned...

(why does this always involved dieing?)

I wish that tom felton would come visit me

granted, but he would show you his bald head and you would go blind

i wish i could see the new alice in wonderland before everyone else

Granted, but then your friends would make you an outcast and stone you to death. (Just going with the killing flow...)

I wish Kronos would actually come to my house! *glares at Jenn*

Swati wrote: "((Nice game, Tiffany! Also, do you think we could make the game HARRY POTTER related? Or would that be too hard?))"

(yeah, I took it off off a group, not the dragon cave one. We could try. We could keep this one, and I'll find a way to have another version WITH the HP in it. I just thought the games were dying...))

((I know, this game is everywhere. i was just saying, nice for you know, putting it on teh group. Yeah, we'll keep one normal one, and one HP one. Can all of you participate more in the other games, please!?))

((PLEASE?????))

((kk will do))

granted, but then((first of all who is kronos??)) then he would die and everyone would think it was ur fault and u would die in jail :)

i wish i pass the entrance examm..

((=] Thanks.))

Granted, but then you fail all your classes and commit suicide from all the stress.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but a airplane propeller gets you.

I wish animals had rights!

Granted, but every time an animal is hunted, the hunter is executed, even if the hunter is an animal as well.

I wish I was a successful author.

((Kronos is the evil lord titan))

Granted, but then too many happy things will happen you you will become a Demi Lovato God.....

I wish that my brother would stop pestering me to play Toontown.

granted, you would join

i wish i owned sleepy hollow already

Granted, but you would get overwhelmed by the stress of owning it.

I wish I could become president.

granted, but a terriorist would shoot you

i was i would be a director when i grew up

:D~Tiffany who finally changed her name!~:D wrote: "((Kronos is the evil lord titan))

Granted, but then too many happy things will happen you you will become a Demi Lovato God.....
"

((Ooh, good one!))

~☺ Jenn D Cookie Dictator ☺~ wrote: "granted, but then you have to work with...

Demi Lovato.

*ominous music*

I wish that my mom would let me drink the whole cup of coffee... She's only letting me have half! ;_;"

granted, but then you would explode from a caffiene overload

I wish i had a blackberry

But you would get poisoned because you ate a unwashed blackberry.

I wish I could not have to go to my brother's soccer game.

Swati wrote: ":D~Tiffany who finally changed her name!~:D wrote: "((Kronos is the evil lord titan))

Granted, but then too many happy things will happen you you will become a Demi Lovato God.....
"

((Ooh, good ..."

I know, right?

I wish I could sing really well!

((Nope. Katelyn, you have to reply to Tiffany's post.))

First you answer my wish, then you ask yours or else I'll say this:

Granted, but your fans figured out you were too selfish to grant my wish and hated you forever.

Tiffany who finally won a plaque for ice skating!! wrote: "But you would get poisoned because you ate a unwashed blackberry.

I wish I could not have to go to my brother's soccer game."

granted, but then you had to go to a persons house that you hate.

I wish my sister wasnt so mean

Granted, but then she would be a perfect angel and everyone would think you were a demon child and burn you at the stake.


I wish...um...I wish that I lived in L.A.

Granted, but you would hate it cuz it got really hot.

I wish i could visit the past

Granted, but then George Washington would kill you.

I wish...um... THAT SAM COULD BE A DOORSTOP!

Granted, but then they bit you when you stepped on them.
I WISH i was Ullr

What?? Granted, but you die.

I wish that I would go home. Wait. I am home.

Granted. But then, since it was already granted, you went into a time warp and died.


I wish I had pink hair.

Granted, but the hair spray poisoning killed you

I wish I could have been mouse queen more and died more often.

Granted, but...what? um, but you would be...dead.



I wish we would stop doing this dieing theme. ((actually, I'm having fun with it XD))

Granted, but then u die.

I wish my life would...um.....DIE.

Granted, but then no one would cry at your funeral and you would have to divide your time between haunting Jenn and being president.


I wish...uh...I wish I had a door to another world in my room.

Granted, but the door shut on ur head and u died.

I wish I could have an A in science.

I know what you're gonna say.

Tiffany who finally won a plaque for ice skating!! wrote: "Granted, but the door shut on ur head and u died.

I wish I could have an A in science."

meh. Granted. BUT THEN YOU DIED. Oh, why? Um...uh...because...the teacher's pet was jealous, and killed you and everyone else who had A's.


I wish that I could read people's minds....except for that Edward Cullen can and that just takes the fun out of it. But whatever. I still wish I could.

Granted, but then Edward gets angry at u and kills u.

I wish dat Harry would die in da 1st book.

Granted, but then J.K. Rowling would replace him with you, and Hermione would kill you because she doesn't like you.


I wish that Tw*l*ght was never written.

Granted, but some other horrible series would come out and this time, it's so bad it would kill u.

I wish dat flesh e-tin dolfins would rule da world...

Granted, but then they would eat everyone, including you, and you would live in the ruler's stomach for 17 years, at which point the dolfin would eat a stick of dynamite, and explode and die, and so would you.

I wish that I had a pet dragon.

Granted, but the the flesh e-tin dolfin would eat it.

I wish that I could win my next ice skating competition.

Granted, but then you were so happy that you ran out into the middle of the rink and got ran over by the Zamboni®.

I wish that I had red hair.

Granted, but then everyone wouldn't recognize you and stone you to death.

I wish that my headache would go away.