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Alex, a lady-in-waiting, walks into the throne room. She hadn't visited it in a while, so she thought that she would look at it again, and maybe find someone to talk to. Or find someone to give another strawberry lemonade to. Alex looks around the grand room, and sees none other than the queen herself sitting down.

Should I talk to her or should I keep to myself? Alex thought, She seems insane and crazy, she has been known for beheading people... That's just plain creepy. Well, I'll end up talking to her someday, why not do it now?

Alex walked over to near where the queen was sitting and started to dust the walls, which looked quite irregular and unnatural. She really didn't had much dusting experience.

Alex decided that she would talk and stop fake dusting, "Hello, I'm Alex, your highness." She curtsied oddly and tried to keep her flaming red/orange hair out of her face.

Queen Jameela sat on the throne. Perhaps she wasn't doing official business at the moment, and perhaps the throne was technically for her husband, but it was comfortable. Extremely comfortable, in fact.

A maid entered the room, and began dusting the walls. She glanced at her with slight incredulation. She'd never heard of walls needing dusting before, and the idea was quite absurd. Walls didn't need dusting! What a imbecile.

Then the imbecile spoke. She stared at her, her eyebrows rising. "You do not speak until spoken to in my presence, girl. I did not ask for your name, nor did I want it. The curtsy is appreciated, but far too late. You ought to have curtsied the moment you entered the room."

The queen was quite odd, sitting on the large throne, but of course, Alex was not going to say that unless she wanted to die, literally. The queen spoke to her quite rudely, and she couldn't help but make a response.

"I apologize for my curtsy that was a minute late than you wanted it to be. I told you my name incase you wanted a strawberry lemonade - I mean my help," she said, tempted to roll her eyes. "Also, who would ever start to speak if everyone waited until they were spoken to? We would all be a silent world!" She argued, but instantly regretted it.

"Maid Alex, you are not to speak unless spoken to by me. I am your Queen, and that is the rule. If you were to go and speak with other peasants, there would be no need for waiting to speak. But with me, you wait until you have permission."

Alex felt like screaming. She was not a peasant. This queen was just mean... That's all Alex could say.

"Whatever Royal Missy," she muttered under her breath in rage.

"What did you call me?" Queen Jameela asked in a deceptively sweet voice.

"Oh, nothing!" Alex said, not looking at the queen. She started to oddly dust the walls again.

"I do believe you insulted me, Maid Alex."

If she calls me Maid Alex one more time... she thought angrily to herself.

"Oh, I didn't insult you," she said in a sweet voice.

"Maid Alex, I have ears."

Alex turned around, facing her, "I am aware of the fat that you have ears."

"Wonderful. Then you should know that they heard you."

"Okay your highness," she said, trying to keep herself from screaming. "Should I leave?"

"Yes, you should." She snapped her fingers, then hollered. "GUARDS!"

"Oh my god!" She said screaming, then frantically ran around in the throne room.

Two guards entered the throne room. "Please take this girl to be executed," she waved her hand flippantly.

((This is so funny to read!))

"What - executed? I'm being killed for talking?" She said, extremely surprised and scared.

She nodded. "Of course."

The two guards started toward her.

"YOU ARE EVIL!" She screamed, then darted out of the guard's reach. "I AM ONLY 18 AND I HAD HIGHLY CAFFEINATED CHOCOLATE BARS!"

The guards paused. They were going to just pretend to execute her, like usual, but calling the Queen was borderline real treason... They might actually have to arrest her.

"What the -" Alex started to scream as the guards came closer. "YOU KNOW, IF YOU KILL ME, MY GHOST WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!"

They kept approaching.

Alex sprinted out of the door.

THE QUEEN IS TRYING TO KILL ME WHAT THE HECK? she yelled in her mind, still running.

The guards raced after her.

The queen sighed lazily.

"How have you now ever gotten arrested?!" She yelled.

Of course, she'd already left the throne room so the Queen hadn't heard her.

The guards had nearly caught up.

Alex ran even faster. "Are you guys actually going to murder me? Because if you do, then I'll become a ghost, crawl under your bed, and pull your ankles!"

((xD))

((Emily, maybe I'll pull your ankles too!))

((D:))

Alp, The King watched as they zoomed past him and he sighed. Maybe his wife was in the area. He turned the corner walking into the Throne Room and his eyes brightened slightly. "My Queen." He smiled lightly to himself as he approached. He climbed up the stairs and then sat beside her. "How have you been?" He asked. It felt like it had been ages before they had spoken to eachother and it pained him slightly.

They continued to gain on her, not listening.

She acted as if she didn't see him until he was directly in front of her, and then crossed her arms. "Camellia wishes to know if you'll be joining us for dinner, if you're not already aware of that fact."

((This is actually hilarious, how Alp just ignores a mad girl running around screaming, I mean XD))

(( How amusing! ))

Alex narrowly escaped the guards. The queen was discussing something with the king.

"HEEELLLLPPP!" She screamed. "YOUR MAJESTY, YOUR WIFE IS COMPLETELY INSANE PLEASE HELP ME!"

((Oh my.. that's not even realistic now!))

((LOL, it's not! The queen is insane!))

((Insane?

Which one in the room is,

A. Screaming like a lunatic
B. Aren't screaming like a lunatic))

((Yes, the queen's remained quite calm, surprisingly XD)(

((Hehehe, Alex is also insane))

All sighed running through all the things he needed to do. But couldn't think due to the screaming girl. "Shush miss. Just go on. Staying in this room is not helping you any..." He muttered. Then looked up. "I can make some time. Or try to at least." He answered.

"Your highness, time is greatly needed!" She said bending into an awkward curtsy. "Haha, thanks, your wife is just... Umm... Lovely!" She said before running off.

Alex never would have expected that her morning would turn out so close to death, it was completely scary. She was extremely glad that she hadn't come in close contact with the queen when she was younger, Alex would have been executed at an even earlier age, and she wouldn't have lived to see this interesting day.

She sped up, not wanting to come even near the guards chasing her.

"Wonderful. I shall look forward to seeing you at dinner," she replied, as if there wasn't an insane maid racing around the room. She glanced at the girl with bags interest, then returned her gaze to her husband. "Or will you be joining us tonight? Did you mean tomorrow?"

Alp now was confused. He tilted his head and looked up meeting her eyes. "Well I thought you meant the dinner tonight so of course I would come to the one tonight..." He whispered.

(:D)

((It's Piper's post though D:))

((*walks over to another group where Piper is roleplaying* Piperrr come roleplay with the queen (I'll actually tell her to come though) ))

((I AM HERE YAAYY! Sorry guys! My friend had to message me))