Donuts and Paperclips discussion

Requested by Toota, the bad joke queen.

*Evil laugh* Lets start with the ones i sent Nikki a few days ago. *clears throat*

What do you get from a pampered cow?

I don't know Toota. (Yes I do) What do you get from a pampered cow?

(view spoiler)[Spoiled milk! (hide spoiler)]

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

(view spoiler)[Because she kept running the ball! (hide spoiler)]

I have a couple of inappropriate pick up lines....

We don't mind inappropriate, do we Nikki?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

(view spoiler)[A waist of time! (hide spoiler)]

I don't mind inapropro. Just say them. I'll delete them if they are too bad.

What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

(view spoiler)[Trombones! (hide spoiler)]

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention *creepy wink*

❅ αηαsтαsια ❅ ~ gσσ∂вүε мү нσρεℓεss ∂яεαм ~ wrote: "Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention *creepy wink*"

OH MY GODS XDDD

You and my big toe are very similar. I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Why're there fences around graveyards?

(view spoiler)[Cause people are dying to get in! (hide spoiler)]

Did you work at a chicken farm? Because you know how to raise a cock.

Why do ghosts use elevators?

(view spoiler)[Cause it lifts their spirits! (hide spoiler)]

Bahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahah x""""""""""""D *Dies* Those are so much worse than mine! xD!!!

I'm dying x,D

Why was the scarecrow promoted?

(view spoiler)[He was outstanding in the field ! (hide spoiler)]

I keep re reading those. Mine are epic fails compared to those *dies of laughter*

Now, Toots shall talk to you all laters and will try posting better jokes. it's 11:30pm xD. night.

Ooh! I know a really cheeesy joke...
What happened when thw french cheese factory exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!

Pun totally intended