Donuts and Paperclips discussion

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I'm ridiculously ticklish. And I've come to accept that people are going to tickle me regardless of my feelings about it. It really doesn't bother me when Tia or Tara tickle me and I'm sure it won't if Jason does but when people gang up on me and tickle me it makes me want to punch them in their fucking faces.
It's cute when people I like do it once or twice but if I dislike even one thing about you don't you dare touch me with tickling as your intention.

Unrealistic cleaning product commercials. If I walk into a house to see my child, husband, or dog surrounded in a muddy mess or food splattered against all the walls I'm not going to shake my head with a smile and clean it for them. Fuck that. I'm probably going to yell a lot and throw (probably literally throw) cleaning supplies at them (unless it's a dog obviously) and tell them to clean it themselves.

Soggy bread

Laundry

Dishes too, I don't know why my parents make the germaphobe of the family do the dishes but they do.

Maybe 'cause they think your cleaning standards are better? :)

Dishes are such a nightmare for me. I hate them. It's so incredibly disgusting. And we have a dishwasher so they could handle the nasty plates and stuff.

Bad coffee

Cold toes

I'm not going to have a friend with me on my birthday. Just a bunch of people I barely know, my grandmother (who you all know I dislike), my grandfather (who ironically I love a lot. He is my idol), and my parents. Best 16th ever /:

Whistling! I hate whistling so much and whoever is whistling outside my window right now I want to rip your fucking lips off!

Gas station fast food place combinations.

Prologues!

*shakes head*

*stabs Tia with spork*

>:O and I offered to read for you

You criticized me!

I did not!

Did to!

Nuh uh!

*growls*

*winks*

Rude

Mean

*pokes angrily*

*tickles side*

I hate youuuuuu!!!!!!

No you don't

Yes I do *nods*

Whatever

What a charming relationship you guys have.

XD she really does love me. She just won't admit it

She's my best friend I'm allowed to stab her with sporks.

Just because I'm your best friend shouldn't give you permission to stab me! XD

Yes it does XD I stab you because I love you.

Because that makes loads of sense xD

We must seem so weird to outside people XDD

Who cares? :P *pinches them dimples*

Nikki ~This innocence is brilliant, please don't go away~ wrote: "She's my best friend I'm allowed to stab her with sporks."

Yeah, I think I saw that on CNN the other day. "Breaking news; you are now allowed to stab family members/best friends with sporks. DISCLAIMER; strangers not included."

*slaps hands* nooo xD

@Selena: What about boyfriends? I threatened my boyfriend with a spork today XD

Oh Tia you love my pinches.

No. No I don't

You do. Rodrigo told me.

I was with you the whole time xD he said no such thing

I knocked you out. You wouldn't know.

*facepalm*

Nikki ~This innocence is brilliant, please don't go away~ wrote: "@Selena: What about boyfriends? I threatened my boyfriend with a spork today XD"

They said no such thing. THEREFORE; SENTENCED.

Being spit on >:/