Warrior Fans discussion

The first person writes a sentance starting with fortunately..., then the next person continues the story with unfortunately..., and so on and so forth.
One person can't post two times in a row.
I'll start:

Fortunately the farmer was rich and had a lot of land and animals.

unfortunatly he did not care for the animals and they all died... ^^

Fortunately he bought new animals and hired an assistant.

unfortunatly the assistant quit and no more people wanted to be his assistant and all the new animals died.

Fortunatley he still had his plants and an internet business

unfortunatley the plants thought he was so ugly so they died

Fortunatly this is very fun... and the farmer had to get facial(sp) surgury to fix his uglyness problem! LOL!

Unfortunately the surgeon wasn't really a surgeon. He/She was really a Hollywood makeup arist.

fortunately the makeup artist did an even better job than a surgeon would have

Unfortunately the make up washed away in the rain.

fortunately the internet buisness as mentioned in post 5 made him a millionaire.

Unfortunately his computer crashed.

fortunately he used some of his profits to buy a new, uncrashable, hightech computer

Unfortunately his back hurt so bad that he forgot his password and cose he was so olld he never rememberd it

Fortunatly, he got a new computer

Unfortunately ne was broke and could not pay for the internet

Fortunately, a magical dragon came by and burped up a pig for him to eat

Unfortunately the pig was so mad that it eat the farmer

(LOL!)

Fortunatly the farmer died.

Unfortunately he pi was so fat he died

lol!

fortunatly the pig was still fresh and the WHOLE town got enough baken to last a year! ^^

Unfortunately the baken would never cook no mater how long u kook it

fortunatly everyone ate it raw and they didn't die!

unfortunately, they all got sick with salmonela and died

Fortunately an alien came along and brought them all back to life. (Including the farmer.)

unfortunately, they where brought back to life as the living dead, and therefor, had to kill eachother off for their brains... mmmmm

Fortunately they didn't need brains to still be zombies.

unfortunately, they all had to eat brains to stay animated

Fortunately they won the brain lottery of a million brains.

((g2g))

((lol, bibi))
UNfortunately, all the brains decomposed, before they got to eat them

((lol!))

Fortunatly they each got 10000000000 got undecomposable brains!

unfortunately, they lost them.

lol! Fortunatly they found them and stored then in a place where they would never forget them!

Unfortunately they had to move without taking anything with them!

fortunately, all the brains dissapred, so they didnt have to worry anymore! about them, atleast XD

Unfortunately they can't do anything!

fortunaly, that didnt matter, because they became bloated form starvation, and then exploded.

Unfortunately aliens attacked Earth in their absence.

fortunately, they where completely obliterated, and finally put to rest...

unfortunately it started to rain lava on earth and melted the aliens.

Fortunately the aleins were made of lava.

unfourtunatley they were made out of a different kind of lava and evaporated

Fortunatly, the people resurrected the aliens

Unfortunatly, the people couldn't do that cause they were dead.

Fortunatly, they didn't care

lol\

unfortunetaly, they couldnt anyways, because they where only mortal... and dead.

Fortunetly, a herd of cows came and took over the land

Unfortunately they were all infected with Mad Cow disease.

Fortunately, the cows died, so vutures had plenty of food