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Daft, I say, daft!
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(Big box store? Who died?)
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But they're all daft except thee and me, and I'm not so sure about thee . . .
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[image error]Well what sort of "daft" did you have in mind?
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This thread is seriously disturbing.
Well Done David. Keep up the good work
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Don't give anyone 'that' anymore
not just photographic methinks
[image error]It's hard to pet a cat that might or might not be alive.
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A quantum physics thought experiment. The feline is simultaneously mewing and deceased, depending on the unknown state of an electron.
Is this where we come to have mind altering experiences???Daft and Daffier???
David's Darwinian Deviation???
Looks like fun to be had!
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Better to stretch the synapses than the butt-floss, sez I.
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I am feeling a little dull today.I think my synapses are misfiring.
Homage to Catatonia. I must maintain this fetal position or all is lost.
David wrote: "Homage to Catatonia. I must maintain this fetal position or all is lost. "Are you talking to me. It is a good book. I like history a lot. heheheh
I would stay in the fetal position, but I'm afraid someone will try to abort me.
David wrote: "I would stay in the fetal position, but I'm afraid someone will try to abort me."Only if you are a mistake or unwanted, which is neither.
Aw, shucks! Somebody likes me.Sun is shining in my back door @ the moment. I'm not knockin' it.
We are suppose to have more hot weather and hot dry winds. I think I live in the Gobi Desert.
We are suppose to have more hot weather and dry winds. I think I live in the Gobi Desert.
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Mind you, I mean no disrespect to classic Kiwi radio!This, I know from nothing.
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Oh Deb beat me - she already shared about her back passage...
Devil Winds (Santanas) are blowing. The winds that drive men and camels mad, and burn suburban subdivisions.
Hi David,
trying to think daft...mnm..mm
'A man who carries a cat by the tail..learns something he can learn, in no other way'
(from the safe boater Mr Twain)
Who sleeps with cats?Mrs. Katz (and every now and then, Mrs. Goldberg).
Just a joke. For all I know, the lady was a saint.
In the desertI saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."
--Stephen Crane
A Man Feared.
A man feared that he might find an assassin,
Another, that he might find a victim.
One was more wise than the other.
Mr Crane again..
As Ella sang, "Hate California . . . "Time to leave. Too many damn cars. Too much buzzing. Too many dimwits, especially in gummint. Tired of paying to park.
She was the greatest. When I was a kid, we had a 78 of "A Tisket-A Tasket, I Lost My Yellow Basket."My daughter bought me tickets to see her in the Hollywood Bowl, when she was already an old lady. But what a voice! What a presence!
A 25-year-old tribute to our Attorney General, still strangely relevant:CALIFORNIA ÜBER ALLES
I am Governor Jerry Brown / My aura smiles and never frowns / Soon I will be president… / Carter power will soon go away / I will be Führer one day / I will command all of you / Your kids will meditate in school / California Uber Alles / Uber Alles California / Zen fascists will control you / 100% natural / You will jog for the master race / And always wear the happy face / Close your eyes, can’t happen here / Big Bro’ on white horse is near / The hippies won’t come back you say / Mellow out or you will pay / California Uber Alles / Uber Alles California / Now it is 1984 / Knock knock at your front door / It’s the suede denim secret police / They have come for your uncool niece / Come quietly to the camp / You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp / Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower / For your clothes here’s a pretty flower / DIE on organic poison gas / Serpent’s egg’s already hatched / You will croak, you little clown / When you mess with President Brown / California Uber Alles / Uber Alles California
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Books mentioned in this topic
Queen: The Life And Music of Dinah Washington (other topics)The Ella Fitzgerald Companion: Seven Decades of Commentary (other topics)
Ella Fitzgerald: The Complete Biography (other topics)
The little woman is watching soaps and I am recovering from a costly visit to the big-box store. Come the revolution, you'll all eat your gruel (if there is any), and say you like it, sez I.
The hard tack is moldy and the salt pork is wormy,
The grain has ergot, and the pigs were germy.
We're far from shore and the navigator's barmy.
If ye don't like it, ye should've joined the Army.