Randomness Rules discussion

Post your funny/corny/dumb/frustrating jokes or riddles here! i'll start:

Three people are walking up a muddy hill, and they only have one umbrella for all of them. How do they stay dry?

umm they share the umbrella??

nooope....

they wear raincoats! :P

nuh uh!

Hmmmmm... Have no clue

does everybody give up?

I do!

ok

its not raining

ohhhhh rite well now i feel stupid

ha ha ok ive got another one

a person walked into the kitchen after hearing a large crash. there was water and broken glass on the floor, and bob and sue were dead. how did they die?

the glass cut them

nope

They choked on the water

they were already dead

noooooo

okk i give up

bob and sue were fish :P

LOL