CHERUB discussion

What are some hilarious things that you've read in the CHERUB books, things that have made you laugh out loud... Literally

When James became a stripper!

ohhhh yes lol did he actually do that? I cant remember, I've read way too many books since I read Brigands!

No because they were about to leave the mission and plus it had nothing to do with helping infiltrate BMC

Very true.

Ooh, in The General, Kazakov told them to ambush any soldiers coming in for like searches and stuff, and James and everyone was upstairs and Jake opened the door and saw the soldier standing there and screamed "Holy Sh*t!" and slammed the door in their faces xD
I dont know why but that always makes me laugh :P

Oh, didnt James or someone put laxitives in the other teams water tank or something in the general? Just the thought of that makes me smile lol

Yep! Ditto!

yeah... you'd wonder what had happened if u were the team whos water was poisoned ay...

And plus they had to shit in theor helmets GROSS!

yummy. :p ;)

Yes very appealing... mmm....

yup. hey does anyone apart from me think thats its quite weird that this group is about CHERUB, and CHERUB is thought of as more of a 'guys series' if u get my drift, and yet theres like, hardly any guys on our discussion boards n stuff...?!

There is guys but only like 1 or 2 of them posted on here...

This is like a conversation between us. with only one other post that isnt from us...

true ay lol... i started a discussion when i first joined this group, n all these guys replied!!! :O

LOL

i was quite amazed ay...

OMG i also loved the bit where they were like planning a revenge on Large and they all start looking at him ! That bit was soooo funny!

loool
I find the fight scene between James and Michael in the general quite funny and I think it was in Mad Dogs in not sure but everyone like got in a big food fight over James and he was just like hiding under the table XD

The food fight was in the fall and the fight between Michael and James was in the GEneral

Ahh I see, I get the books mixed up too much :) ooh in the Recruit when James got sent back to the foster home to make his decision about joining CHERUB and one of the care workers opened the door when he got there and said "Where have you been!?"
"Uhh...I went for a walk..."
"For 36 hours!"
I find this hilarious ^_^

Oh and the bit where he said he slept in a funny position.

Hey Geneva what's that monkey called it sooo cute! :)

Geneva *ソウルイーター Soul Eater* wrote: "Ahh I see, I get the books mixed up too much :) ooh in the Recruit when James got sent back to the foster home to make his decision about joining CHERUB and one of the care workers opened the door ..."

How could i have forgotten that?!

I know it was so funny. i was reading it on the bus and i started laughing and people were like giving me looks? Talk about EMBARESING!

:P
I tend to do that, but with thinking.
And i end up smiling at some funny thought so i probably look like a weirdo on the train or something

i love... wrote: "Hey Geneva what's that monkey called it sooo cute! :)"

I don't know the name of the monkey i just randomly found it on computer, but I agree it's cute :P

Lmaoo I do that sometimes but I like remember something that happened a long time ago and end up grinning like an idiot XD

I think most people do that hehe! But the other day I was sitting on the couch reading this hilarious book, and i started literally cracking up and mum gave me this weird as look!! i do that on the bus too n everyones like "uh oh..." =]

*Dramatic sigh* They just dont get people like us, im afraid...

LOL

sooo true lol

I've only read books 1-6, but I think the funniest thing was when Kerry and James made out in the cafeteria and Kyle was like,
"GET A ROOM!" :p

oohh yes i remember that!!!!! It happened in the first few chapters didn't it? what book was it though?

Maximum Security: Book 3

That's right... When did James and someone else go into a school, and they were wearing bright orange uniforms and Jameses pants ripped... What book was that?

That was book 4, the killing :P
I remember kerry throwing him out her room and then she threw out his shoes and it hit him on the head xD

Yea...and then he beat a kid up, and everyone hated him. That was depressing, actually.

yeah... I remember that. didn't the kid laugh at him or something? i get my books very confused sometimes =\

Yeah he laughed at James so James decided to slap him (:
Nice one (please note the sarcasm)
Another fav moment of mine is when James is leaving for his mission in Brigands mc and after kerry leaves his room he gets the ruler and says "By the power invested in me by the great god helix i vow that i shall make love to thy fair maiden kerry chang" (or something among those lines anyway :P)

I haven't read that far yet.

Oh and i love how they got their revenge on Mr Large in Mad dogs where James had to go on a date with Hayley!

Oh gosh that was hilarious!
With the taste of the mayonnaise and the kissing and just everything :P

Lmaoo James was on the verge of like throwing up XD

It was also hilarious when james, kerry, and that Hannah girl who got kicked off Cherub for doing drugs, were in the kitchen talking about how Kyle was gay, because Kyle had just told James that, and James was the only one who didn't find that obvious. And then Hannah said, "You know, 1 out of 10 people are gay." Then Kerry giggled, and said, "Yea, so I bet you one soccer player is gay on each team."
And the Hannah and Kerry started laughing and said,
"I wonder who the gay Arsenal player is?"

her name wasn't Hannah (that's my name) it was Nicole wasn't it? Because I think I remember that scene, in Class A?

Yea it was nicole! i loved that bit!

Sorry, yeah! Nicole

Where did I think of Hannah? Is she another Cherub agent? Or maybe I was just looking at your username when I wrote that...

Yes lol very possible haha :P
I reccommended CHERUB: Class A to this guy in my class, n he loved it so much he was reading funny parts out loud to his mate in maths n he nearly got it confiscated!!! I think the funny part he was reading out loud was the bit where James is asking Kyle to get Nicole on the mission on the basis that she has big tits. n Kyle says something like "James you can't pick a girl for a mission just because she has big breasts!!!" hehehehehe!