Moderator Training discussion

(Okay so pretty much someone makes a wish and the next person messes it up then makes a wish.)

I'll start. I wish for a boat.

If you had a boat then you would run over somebody in the water and then you would go to jail for life!

I wish my friend would pop-up in Facebook chat so I could talk to him.

Granted. But he doesn't want to talk.

I wish for a swimming pool.

Granted, but then you drown...

I wish that I could be Insectasaurus...

I don't know what that means so... Granted, but you die.

I wish i could never die!

Granted but all of your relatives would die and you would be sad and could never live a happy life again.

I wish i had l my songs in my CD.

Granted. But they are all really bad inapropriate songs you hate and your parents saw them and grounded you for life and you die alone. =D

I wish I ruled the world.

:(
Granted but you would have a really ugly crown.

I wish I didnt have to go now.

Granted but you a second later you had to go anyway. (Dang.)

I wish Lexi would come online already!

((Okay guys there are two ways to play this game i have found you can say i wish for a map and the next person could say either: "If you had a map it would be fake." or "Granted but it is fake" its up to you.))

Granted, but the second I come on, you go offline, not knowing I got on. :(

I wish that it could be Thursday and I go to Emma's taekwondo!

Granted, but you get kicked because they thought you were a robber.

I wish you wouldn't mess up this wish.

Granted but the next person will.

I wish I could come up with a wish.

Granted, but it is so stupid you die of shame.

I wish I was a blackbelt.

Granted, but the minuit you become one, you get mind washed and forget all you knonw about taekwondo.

I wish I had fried chicken

Granted, but it is poisoned and you die a slow and painful death.

I wish for a Frigate.

Frigate?

Um... what? Granted, but it went away immediately.

I wish to win my next skating competition.

(Lol. It's a type of boat.)
Granted. But you fall and break every bone in your body when you were showing off since you won.

I wish for a pet fish.

Granted, but it suffocates because you forget to put water in the tank.

Granted. Nothing.

I wish for a Mac laptop!

Granted, but it breaks when you try to turn it on.

I wish I had pie.

Granted. But it turns out to be the last pie on earth so an angry pie-loving mob comes and kills you and fight to the death till one person is standing then that person eats the pie and dies cause its poisoned. =D

I wish I couldn't die!

Granted, but during your whole life you have serious illnesses and injuries and struggle to live everyday, even though you do and you hate it.

I wish my dog could talk!

Granted. but the first sentence that he would say is, i hate you. =P

i wish i could sleep.

Granted, but you sleep walk into public and take everyone's wallets and the police catch you and they put you in the slammer and you wake up, thinking its a dream, and fart and laugh and everyone looks at you oddly and your parents come and scream at you and you realize its not a dream and die alone in a jail cell.

I wish I had a decent lap top.

haha
granted but it doesn't work at all on you but it work to another ppl.

i wish my head attack will disappears soon.

Granted, but it comes back an hour later.

I wish I... um... *thinks hard* I WISH I HAD A LAMA!!!

granted... but the lama won't stop to runnibd your house.

i wish.................... it was night.

Granted, but then the sun rises five minuits later somehow.

I wish I had a better video camera.

granted, but no one want on your video.

i wish im a doctor.

Granted, but turns out you are disgusted with it.

I wish Halloween was here already! Urg!

Granted, but you get sick and die.

granted but you costume is so nerd.

i wish i could wish somethin important.

Granted, but its too important that no one knows what you said.

I wish that it was my birthday!

Granted, but your parents didn't know your birthday came early and so you were mad and they thought you were really insane so they sent you to the whacky shack and you go insane in there and nobody likes you and you die alone unmarried.

I wish for something.

LOL!

Granted, but that something turns out to be what you dislike most...

I wish for an awesome bedroom!

Granted but then ud be taken by aliens.

I wish youd listen to party in the usa.

Granted, but then I find out its by Miley Cyrus and never listen to it again. (I love the song, but really am against Miley by the way!)

I wish I'd catch up in math at school.

If you could catch up on math in school you'd get so smart that you'd no more than the teachers. Then all the teachers would hunt you down and kill you cuz no student should ever be smarter than them!

I wish my eyes weren't so tired!
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Um... You gonna wish for somethin?

I will!

I wish someone would make a wish!

Granted, but that wish turns out that someone wishes for you to die so you do and you can't wish for anything because you are dead.

I wish that I could meet Thoams S. Monson. Nothin could go wrong with that, could it? Mwahahaha!

Granted, but it turns out it wasn't really him, it was an imposter and everyone thinks you were involved and so you got to jail and marry someone and die but not alone.

I wish for a banana!

If you had a banana then you'd get so frustrated opening the peel you'd go crazy and they would have to send you to a mental illness hospital.

I wish it was 7:30 pm right now cuz there is a dance tonight and I am going.

Granted, but you forget every dance move you ever learned, and you just stand stock still in the middle of everyone, cause you forgot how to walk, then you fall cause you forgot how to stand and then you die, cause you forgot how to breathe. Sad day.

I wish, I din't have to do family pictures today. =(

Granted, but then you do something thats worse... You sit and listen to a long boring speech about salmon.

I wish Emma was online right now!

Granted, but then I would leave... unless you don't care.... WAHH!

I wish I could be on Goodreads more often!

Granted, but then you become addicted and never leave the comp and then your hands become glue to the keyboard and you can never post anything on goodreads ever again!

I wish I spent LESS time on the comp!

Granted, but you never get on again.

I wish I get a gold medal in my competition!