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Sep 29, 2020 01:38PM
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I have a weird joke, but I need someone else to be on
Why do Chinese kids not believe in Santa?They make the toys.
I have a ton of jokes saved
My therapist said, "Time Heals All Wounds." So I stabbed her, now we wait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?They don't know where home it.
Omg yesss haha lmao XD tell them ALL
A man went into the library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian replied, "Screw off, you won't bring it back."
So a guy is walking in the woods with a young boy.The boy said, "Gee, this place is scary."
The guy replied, "How do you think I feel, I have to come back alone."
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?Both are thinking, "Moms gonna kill me."
Hahha omg ok where did you get these?
Different sites mainly, a few I make up
Make up that's cool I could never make up a joke XD
Did you know, in WW1 the HMS Tipperary was sunk, the 13 survivors were only found because they were singing 'Long Way To Tipperary'
It's a real thing btw, not a joke
Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
Why is the U.S.A. bad at chess?It already lost 2 towers.
What has more brains than the Columbine students?The wall behind them.
Hahaha haha I dying of laughter XDDDDD
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?Don't have to buy snacks for the dog anymore.
Digging up something to do is hard.Necrophilia is not for everybody.
When girls remove polish with chemicals its fine.But when I do it it's 'Ethnic Genocide' and I'm a 'Nazi'
Thats it for the moment' I'll post more later.
Oof sorry I had taekwondo and then I was making my cousin's Christmas card, which took a long time
Covid: HAHAHAHA😈😈😈me: eeehh you are?😕
Covid: your worst nightmare!😈
me: what?🐵
Covid: your worst nightmare!!!!
The next day😷😷
me: why are you wearing masks?
stranger: Covid hit us BIG TIME
me: so?
stranger: so we wear masks!
me: REALLY😆 I get to COVER MY UGLY FACE😃😃Thank you! Dream Come True!!!
Covid: WHAAAT!!🤬
stranger: uuuuhh😳😳.....
Lupe(= ^ v ^ =) wrote: "Covid: HAHAHAHA😈😈😈me: eeehh you are?😕
Covid: your worst nightmare!😈
me: what?🐵
Covid: your worst nightmare!!!!
The next day😷😷
me: why are you wearing masks?
stranger: Covid hit us BIG TIME
me: so?..."
I don't know if this counts as a real joke, but I just thought of it so....
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Okay so i have a friend named roman- and i saw this thing on reddit that im using on him-
okay so basically
*roman is walking through the classroom and trips*
me: The empire has fallen!
Okay so i have a friend named roman- and i saw this thing on reddit that im using on him-
okay so basically
*roman is walking through the classroom and trips*
me: The empire has fallen!
Ok, so say 'ketchup and liquor' to everything I say
What do you eat for breakfast? (Say: Ketchup and liquor)
What do you eat for lunch?
