Safe Space discussion

KingdomReader, what's this?

I wish I had the courage to talk to my crush who likes me back.

granted but your crush is now deaf

Noodle the Doodlebug .3. wrote: "granted but your crush is now deaf"

I wish I knew sign language so I could talk to him.

Granted but now you have two fingers instead of five

Noodle the Doodlebug .3. wrote: "Granted but now you have two fingers instead of five"

((Hmmph. Can I at least write him a letter?))

Drago wrote: "granted but it's in norwegian"

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granted but it's in Russian cursive

Noodle the Doodlebug .3. wrote: "Drago wrote: "granted but it's in norwegian"

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granted but it's in Russian cursive"

I wish my crush was able to read Russian cursive.

Granted but you have no pencils. Only fountain pens that drip extreme amounts of ink on your paper.

Noodle the Doodlebug .3. wrote: "Granted but you have no pencils. Only fountain pens that drip extreme amounts of ink on your paper."

Fine... I give up.

You can make a wish now.

Yay.
I wish for a mind control device.

Granted but the person that you use it on takes it to the most literal sense.

I wish for them to complete things quickly and efficiently.

granted but they can't understand you

I wish I could communicate with them

Ok I give up I'm not that creative

Yay

I wish we were all dogs and communicated nonverbally

I wish there were aliens that thought of dogs as god-given gifts to worship

Granted but now we have no dogs.

I wish that could transform into any mythical creature

Granted but you are stuck in a lab where they study you 24/7

That's okay.
I will eat people who do not carry chocolate on them.

Granted but everyone always has a sliver of chocolate on their person, as per the new laws.

That wasn't a wish but okay XD

too bad

XDXDXDXD

I wish i was the best person at drawing ever

Granted but whenever someone tries to look at your art it disappears from sight.

I wish I was a Broadway actress in the original cast of Hamilton.

Granted but you have to play as Maria Reynolds and only Maria Reynolds. None of this Peggy business .

AND PEGGY

Cloudy Skies {Cloud-San} wrote: "Granted but you have to play as Maria Reynolds and only Maria Reynolds. None of this Peggy business ."

I wish I didn't have to play Maria Reynolds, and that I could play another main female role.

Granted but you’re only allowed to play death

I wish I could meet Chris Evans

Granted but you can't talk at all.

Imtryan153 wrote: "Granted but you can't talk at all."

I wish he and I both knew sign language.

Granted but you have no hands

Can I just write a letter?

Before or after you lost your hands? (I suggest before)

Before

Then sure! But you can't use the word "the".

((Alright, Lemme try that.

Dear Chris,

You are my favorite actor. I first discovered you when I first watched a Marvel movie. Since then, I have seen all of your Captain America movies and Knives out. I really want to see Gifted, but out library doesn't have a copy. My all-time favorite movie of yours is Winter Soldier.

fine... I give up. Someone else's turn now...))

i wish i could be smart

your smart but your only smart when your not wearing a shirt

i wish i could be smart while wearing clothes

Granted but you are only smart in a terrifying clown costume

i wish that when people see the clown costume they think it's normal clothes

Granted but when you wear normal clothes people think you're stupid.

that's fine! i'll just wear the costume