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Here we go, I'll startI'm basically bald. My stylist...
My stylist used the wrong chemicals on my head. She told me...
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(( cool :) ))She told me to close my eyes. Her shampoo...
changed colours on my head from pink to blue. She washed...
it out and we saw my scalp. My head...
Had little pink spirals-tattos on it. She told me...
i would get fired from work because of it. My boss looked at it like...
I was some sort of alein. He threw his coffe...
out the window. He told his secretary...
((I was hopeing out the window!! Hehe!))
That he wanted to marry her. She said...
Only if he would wear orange ties for the rest of his life. I stood there...
(("I can't believe you guessed that! An I really so predictable?" she wails.))
((no you are cute))
wishing I had a tarantula to throw at him. The maid came in to...
Give me a bomb. I used the bomb to...
DragonEyedMovingCastle Maniac wrote: "(("I can't believe you guessed that! An I really so predictable?" she wails.))"((Well I WAS going to write 'out the window' but then I rememebered someone else had to finish the sentence ^^))
blow up the office safe. It had...
turned into little green frogs. My boss looked...
at the secretary's legs. He said...
((this is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
"Why are you wearing purple tights with smileys on them?" She said...
"You look like your dinner just fell on you". The frogs...
((What? thid is nuts!))The frogs jumped around the room and followed the coffey out the window. Then I ...
((isn't it just..lol))
put on my fuschia fisherman pants. The secretary looked...
like she had a back ache. So she...
flipped over and did a double somersault over the table. The guy next door looked...
at us like we were crazy. So maybe...
We really ARE crazy. The man next door told me...
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Janeen I worship you secretly in a room lit with 1000 candles. I looked...
((hope it's ok with you Janeen, just for fun eh?))
like I was going to faint. I gave...
the secretary leave to jump out the window. She took...
her purple handbag with her. My boss said...
"And don't you come back for my lunch either". He gave the guy next door...
gave it to the maid who had a boy of three. Howl entered and...
"where's your moving castle?" and I looked out the window and saw the secretary eating my red roses. She blew...
a kiss at me while getting on a train to Timbucktu. I cried...
"I think you are crazy! Do you like coffe?!" Before getting...
on my broomstick with a carved handle and my initials on it. Howl blew...
((I'm trying to think of something Howl actually would do, but nothing is comming to mind!))
Howl blew up (Angry) because I stepped on a spider. I flew...
So this is how it works...the first person will post a sentence and a half-sentence. The second person will complete the half-sentence and post a half-sentence of his/her own. The third person will again finish the half-sentence of the second person and will post a half-sentence of his/her own...and so on and so forth.
Just try to be your most creatively funny, or whatever you can think off the top of your head. The most nonsensical phrase wins....lol kiddin', no prizes, just for fun!!