Quotes discussion

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
― Rick Riordan, Perseus Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question."
~Unknown

"I want to be the reason you looked down at your phone and smile. then walk into a pole" -uknown

“In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.”
—Percy Jackson, Lightning Theif.

OMG LMFAOOO

XD

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes- KingdomReader's Parents.

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
- Unknown

"How's adulting going, you ask? Well, I turned on the wrong burner and have been cooking nothing for the past twenty minutes."
- Unknown

((That...... Is funny, depressing and disgusting at the same time.....))

((LMFAO IKR))

((AHHHHAHAHHA Man now I want to ask my mom to please eat my sister. XD jk jkjk))

((LMFAOOO))

"I love getting things named after me. once, i got a disease named after me because I kissed a bat on a dare!"

-Jason Mendoza