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Let's share a bunch of dad jokes here!

Bethany's Idea!

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.

What font do they use for the letter noodles in alphabet soup?

Times New Ramen

Zara ☾⋆ wrote: "What font do they use for the letter noodles in alphabet soup?

Times New Ramen"

LOL! I'm totally telling my dad that one! He'll love it!

Bethany wrote: "Zara ☾⋆ wrote: "What font do they use for the letter noodles in alphabet soup?

Times New Ramen"

LOL! I'm totally telling my dad that one! He'll love it!"



He already knew it ..... My goal is to find a joke he has never heard!

Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

Bethany wrote: "Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back."

HAHAHA where do you get these?

My dad! He's been doing them for year's. Everyone knows he does them lmao!

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

Bethany wrote: "Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked."

HAHAHA that took me a few seconds to understand

Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.

Zara ☆ wrote: "Bethany wrote: "Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back."

HAHAHA where do you get these?"


They're also some good ones on the internet.

Zara ☆ wrote: "Bethany wrote: "Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked."

HAHAHA that took me a few seconds to understand"


Me too lol!

When does a joke become dad joke?


When it becomes apparent!

How did the dad justify buying a boat?


There was a sail...

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?


Bison

Dad:"Did you hear the joke about the 3 holes in the ground?"
Me: "Ummm no"
Dad:"Well well well"
Mom: "That's a deep joke"
SMH...

What did the egg say when it was late to breakfast? "I've got to scramble"

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A lamborghini.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind—it's tearable.

"How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?"

"By its bark."