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♖ [ #shortestbiographyever ] ♜
× name × Alexia “Lex” Thordottir (Ideally, there would be a non-binary version but there isn’t)
× age × 18
× gender × Agender
× birthday × May 18th, 2003 (Taurus-Gemini Cusp)
× sexuality × Bisexual with a preference for males and enbies
(view spoiler)
× Rich dark chocolate brown kinky curls that come down to just below their shoulder-blades ×
× Coffee brown with golden flecks in them and they turn an icy shade of blue when Lex is using his powers ×
× Mesomorph and a swimmer's build ×
× clothes × (view spoiler)
x parents x Thor and some random Asgardian lady
x powers x From Thor, Lex has the inherited ability to manipulate electricity as well as air energy. She can use the latter to lift himself up into the air; it's not really flying, more like telekinesis using air particles.
♖ [ The exact breed of no filter pet monster I am ] ♜
Lex is mischievous, cunning, and quite the insufferable joker of the class. She's EXTREMELY charismatic and could trick someone into giving him a diamond for a toothpick, so you could probably guess why he's constantly in detention. After they snapped, not able to keep up the charade that everything was perfect behind the curtains, he escaped with Lilith, his best friend though they'll both protest the idea, and now she's living his life bouncing from place to place, staying currently at the school and it's the longest he's been in one place for a few years. She's intelligent and very fluent in strategy, causing him to be reckless and too sure of their words and actions. They act on instinct and don't often show remorse, always confident in their ability to get herself out of difficult situations even if the odds are stacked up high against him. They’re low-key a menace to all ducks because of her burning hatred of them, causing them to whenever he sees a duck, yell “BEGONE DUCK! FEAR ME FOR I HAVE THE POWER TO ELECTROCUTE YOU WHERE YOU STAND.” … And then they’ll run away very fast because ducks scare her and he is NOT taking a chance with those beady-eyed heathens. Lex is also quite obsessed with taking online quizzes and is very guilty of many nights with an hour of sleep because she got carried away with taking literally all of the quizzes Buzzfeed has. He’s quite fond of birds and snakes and has taken some to their dorm many times before her roommate finally put their foot down… So now they do it secretly.
They're quite athletic for being such a champion couch potato, and can often be found in the gym, some empty classroom, the rooftop, or any court used for a sport while cutting class. She has a HUGE sweet tooth and can be quite easily bribed if you offer him the right candy (*cough* Airhead X-treme rainbow strips *cough), but never licorice, ew.
He's actually quite bitter towards his parents though she covers it up very well with humor and sarcasm. Their mother for treating her like a game-piece in her scheme to get Lex's father back, and Thor for leaving Lex's mother when she was pregnant with them even though Lex does understand that you can't stay with someone you don't love. Still a douchey move in their book though, so he's still on his shit-list.
Shield knows her as that kid who keeps getting away with pranking them, and the almost concerningly excited and energetic kid of Thor who acts nothing like how they thought he would. They're also usually seen annoying the crap out of this designated mom friend or doing things they were explicitly told not to do.
♖ [ strengths/likes (OOOOOO THESE ARE THINGS THAT I CAN ACTUALLY DO? OH AND POTENTIAL BRIBERS, STAY AWAY FROM THIS SECTION ] ♜
{S} Speed (AKA; Running away after someone catches her setting a prank)
{S} Agility (AKA; Escaping from and getting out of the grip of an angry victim of their shenanigans)
{S} Pranks (AKA; Sowing chaos)
{S} Sports (AKA; Mostly Basketball and soccer and DEFINITELY not Tennis because he kept hitting his opponent straight in the eye... in the same spot... four times in a row! Honestly, it's a skill)
{S} Raw Intelligence (AKA; Hasn't had to study for anything and it really shows because she's just running on the fumes of luck at this point)
{S} Being the biggest pain in the butt since cactus needles (AKA; Biggest strength ever next to looking fabulous and never shutting up)
{L} Snakes & Birds
{L} Candy
{L} Sarcastic hot people who are very tired of Lex's shit (/Their type)
{L} Being a nuisance
{L} Sports
{L} Pranks
{L} Scaring people with lightning
♖ [ weaknesses/dislikes (AKA, whoever is trying to get me back for a prank, please don't read this, thanks <3 ] ♜
{W} Candy / the opportunity to annoy or prank someone
{W} Bodies of water where they can't see the bottom (THEY'RE RUNNING FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY NOT TODAY SATAN)
{W} Knowing when to be serious
{W} The prospect of getting revenge
{W} Defense
{W} What others think about her
{D} DUCKS
{D} Math
{D} Licorice
{D} Long boring lectures about how he should be "mature" or just anything boring and lengthy in general
{D} Being caught
{D} Being belittled or treated like they don't know anything
♖ [ For stealing a car and driving to Area 51 ] ♜
01 Teeth : 5 Seconds of Summer
02 Youngblood : 5 Seconds of Summer
03 Pork Soda : Glass Animals
04 Electric Love : BORNS
05 Sweater Weather : The Neighborhood
06 Alien Boy : Oliver Tree
07 Telephone : Lady Gaga
08 Poker Face : Lady Gaga
10 She's Kinda Hot : 5 Seconds of Summer
11 Tongue Tied : Grouplove
12 Hayloft : Mother Mother
13 SugarCrash! : ElyOtto
14 Dancing in My Room : 347aidan
15 girls : girl in red
16 Wait a Minute! : WILLOW
17 Talk Too Much : COIN
18 Everybody Talks : Neon Trees
19 NEVER MET! : CMTEN, Glitch Gum
20 Faster Car : Loving Caliber
21 Blinding Lights : The Weeknd
22 Sober Up (fear. Rivers Cuomo) : AJR, Rivers Cuomo
23 GUY.exe : Superfruit
24 Cooler Than Me : Mike Posner
25 Jessie's Girl : Rick Springfield
26 parents : YUNBLUD
27 Riptide : Vance Joy
♖ [ How I became such a rare specimen of crackhead... ] ♜
TBD
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Motivation, where for art thou Motovation?
For once, I'm just vibing while making this and not worrying about if it's good or not XD
