An Ambivert's Book Club discussion

What are 100 ways to get someone's attention?

1. Clap in their ear.

2 kick them in the shin.

3. Scream.

4. To say "HI" really loudly.

6. Slap them.

Ikr!

7. Prolonged eye contact

8. tell them you killed a man once.

9. Just go up to them

Guys..you are making it seem harder to get someone attention

10. Pretend to be calling someone, and say, "The target is in the correct position, begin Phase 2!"

lmao fine...You want the Loooooong route..ok fine

11. Somehow get there phone number then spam them even though you're standing like 5 feet away from each other. And wait till they get annoyed and have no patients and so..they block you..and never talk to you EVER again...you got there attention didn't you??

*patience

But oh wait...what if you don't have a phone (me)

12. (also plan b)...
Go steal one of those bright lights that your dad has...that is only used for self defence he says..sneak out of the house,but make sure you dress in all black..Go to the person's house at night and wait till they..wait till they are alone?? yeah. And when there alone go inside their house. they see you..yay you got there attention. You say what was the flashlight for? just wait...so bc you are wearing all black..you look like a robber so they call their guard dog. You might of gotten bit if you didn't have the flashlight..you act fast and flash the bright light in the dogs face..the dog bumps into the wall. The dog is blind. Solved that problem but where's there person? Oh no!! There calling the cops. You run to your house. And fall back to sleep but change into your pjs. The next day your best friend tell you all about the break in last night. Yes,the person's house was your best friends bc she started ignoring you ever since you went to disney land and didn't invite her. Yay problem solved!! Is that...long enough for you?

very complicated.
but effective all the same.

13. say hi twice.

Silent Moon_8 wrote: "But oh wait...what if you don't have a phone (me)

12. (also plan b)
Go steal one of those bright lights that your dad has...that is only used for self defense he says...sneak out of the house, bu..."

I don't have a phone either, so plan b seems to be the one for me. :)

14. Make a noise. A loud one.

15. Have a tantrum

16. Shoot them in the arm.