Goodlaughs discussion

Because most of these are funny as heck! Just TRY to keep it PG-13, yeah?

ME: "When I first met you, I though you were annoying."
Them: *blushing, thinking this is a confession* "..and?"
ME: *puts hand on shoulder* "and you still are."

LOL

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

😈😈

Say cheese! *takes a picture of you* :0
you fine asf B]

If you were a food, you'd be the hottest pocket.

My vice-principal said that to his wife after he heard me say it to one of my friends as a joke on Valentine's. It was great. (the pickup line I said above not "PFFT XD" although maybe he did say that.)

Girl: "I'm ugly"

Guy: "I'm 65"

Girl: "Huh?"

Guy: "I thought we were saying lies about ourselves? "

Ok. Let me get out my pg-13 pick up lines.

You are the one to my only. Maybe together we can be each others one and only.

Aurora wrote: "Aww. :,D"

WOW

Hmph

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about dates?

Raini wrote: "You know what's on the menu? ME-N-U"

OH MY CHEESE

YES LMHO

Aurora wrote: "Raisins are nasty, and dates are boring. XD"

:O I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU XD
I WAS TALKING TO MY AWESOME DUDE

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you have FINE written alllll over you *cheeky grin*

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

Aurora wrote: "Oh my gosh, these are making me LITERALLY CRINGE!! XD"

:D That's not a pickup line

That's a 'dropkick' line

Raini wrote: "They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation ? ;)"

OH MY CHEESE XDDDD

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a connection!

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Aurora wrote: "PLEASE STOOPPPP XDDDDD"

JUUUUUSTT GETTT OUTTAA THEEEE PLAACEEEE XD

Feel my shirt, ya know what it's made out of? Girlfriend material ;)

Did you get your license suspended for driving those guys crazy?

It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm CHECKING YOU OUT. 👀

Roses are red
My face is too
That only happens
When I’m with you

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly not ever stood next to you.

Are you a magician? Cuz when I'm looking at you, everything else disappears.

Is your Da a boxer? Cuz you're a knockout!!

OMG!! This one is perfect for me!! Im going to use this in the future!!

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my leg when I fell for you.

Arianna wrote: "OMG!! This one is perfect for me!! Im going to use this in the future!!

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my leg when I fell for you."

OH MY CHEESE XD YES!! CONNOR BETTER WATCH OUT!!

Are you a loan, cuz you suuuree have my interest

Naomi Abiah wrote: "Arianna wrote: "OMG!! This one is perfect for me!! Im going to use this in the future!!

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my leg when I fell for you."

OH MY CHEESE XD YES!! CONNOR BETTER ..."

Lol, I think he would just laugh. He knows how clumsy I am. Now I just have to remember that line for another 3 years until I’m 16 *sigh*

Arianna wrote: "Naomi Abiah wrote: "Arianna wrote: "OMG!! This one is perfect for me!! Im going to use this in the future!!

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my leg when I fell for you."

OH MY CHEESE XD ..."

LMHO

Raini wrote: "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

OH MY CHEESE XD

Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!

If COVID doesn’t take you out, can I?

They say nothing lasts forever so........
would you be my nothing?

I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!

AND PI DAY IS ON MONDAY :D

{Person sneezes}

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!

Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!

I’m no mathematician, but I have been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?

You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!

I thought movie stars were lucky when they struck rich, but all I did was meet you and know I got lucky for gold.

If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

Somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel.

((oh, my gosh! I love this topic! lol))

Just when I thought I was done I found you to do.