Goodlaughs discussion

You know em, you love em, its the dad jokes!!! Be warned, you WILL cringe!! MWAHAHAHA

Child: "Dad, can I have candy?"

Dad: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Raini wrote: "Child: " I'm hungry. "

Dad: " Hello hungry, I'm dad. ""

"Why did you name me this way? why, why, wHYYY."

Mochi-Bee ☆ wrote: "Child: "Dad, can I have candy?"

Dad: "I don't know, CAN YOU?""

this sounds wrong

child: "dad, my head hurts."
dad: "videogames."

Dad: Who's the most lonely billionaire?
Child: I dunno....
Dad: Alone Musk

I ate a clock the other day... it was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds

idk why I was fired from the calendar factory.... all I did was take a day off

hold upp. I gotta wholeee book

Dad- Knock knock
Kid- Who's there?
Dad- I eat mop.
Kid- I eat mop who?
Dad- Eww!

Say it aloud. Loudly. You'll figure it out.

the cops just arrested the energizer bunny 😢 they charged him with battery

did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? hundreds of soles were lost

(another batttery one)
I gave all my dead batteries away, free of charge

(long one)
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel after a large chess tournament. Rather than going straight to their rooms, the group stayed together in the lobby discussing they day's events and their recent victories.
After an hour, the manager of the hotel entered the lobby and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked
The manager answered, "because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

my recliner and I go way back 😎

I'd tell y'all a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. 😏

Dad: Knock Knock
Child: Who's there?
Dad: Ach
Child: Ach-who?
Dad: God bless you!

Dad- Knock knock
Kid- Who's there?
Dad- Boo
Kid- Boo who?
Dad- Why are you crying? It's just a joke.

Dad: Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.
Kid: What's that got to do with anything?
Dad: That means it's pasture bedtime.
Kid: 👀

Arunima wrote: "Dad: Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.
Kid: What's that got to do with anything?
Dad: That means it's pasture bedtime.
Kid: 👀"

😂

Arunima wrote: "Dad: Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.
Kid: What's that got to do with anything?
Dad: That means it's pasture bedtime.
Kid: 👀"
LMHO

Kid: I want ice cream
Dad: No, you don't need any.
Kid: Fine, I'll just tell Mom about that girl and how you have her underwear in-
Dad: Let's get ice cream!

:O

WHAT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS XD

Naomi Abiah wrote: ":O

WHAT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS XD"

SORRY!!

Raini wrote: "Kay~Shima |♥Handing you a heart worth breaking~♥| wrote: "Kid: I want ice cream
Dad: No, you don't need any.
Kid: Fine, I'll just tell Mom about that girl and how you have her underwear in-
Dad: Le..."

Thank you. Thank you. XD

Kay~Shima |♥Handing you a heart worth breaking~♥| wrote: "Naomi Abiah wrote: ":O

WHAT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS XD"

SORRY!!"

LMHO DON'T BE

XD I am the influencer. :D

Raini wrote: ":)"

You're not horrible BTW sometimes you gotta let loose XD

Kay~Shima |♥Handing you a heart worth breaking~♥| wrote: "Kid: I want ice cream
Dad: No, you don't need any.
Kid: Fine, I'll just tell Mom about that girl and how you have her underwear in-
Dad: Let's get ice cream!"

...

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
Don't worry! I woke him up.

What does jeff bezos do before bed, he puts pyjamazons

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.... You can hide but you can't run!

Every monday my science teacher tells us a dad joke, he told this one this morning.

My book on reverse psychology got published today.
Don't read it.

OHMYGRAPES XD

Galxay wrote: "Every monday my science teacher tells us a dad joke, he told this one this morning.

My book on reverse psychology got published today.
Don't read it."

Haha!

Galxay wrote: "Every monday my science teacher tells us a dad joke, he told this one this morning.

My book on reverse psychology got published today.
Don't read it."

whats reverse psychology?

Xx_Devil_xX (Onyx) wrote: "Galxay wrote: "Every monday my science teacher tells us a dad joke, he told this one this morning.

My book on reverse psychology got published today.
Don't read it."

whats reverse psychology?"

Reverse psychology is a method of getting someone to do what one wants by pretending not to want it or by pretending to want something else.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

An en can't zyme

I would tell you a vegetable joke, but it's kinda corny ;)

YIUH! XD

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