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Dark Humor Jokes
If I don't get my happiness back, that clothing hanger ain't the only thing hanging.
Dark humor's like clean water.
Not everyone gets it.
Not everyone gets it.
I made a dark humor joke yesterday.
so my brothers have these milk cartons from school in the fridge--- about 20 of them.
I opened the fridge and saw the 20 small milk cartons and said, "DANG- THERE ARE SO MANY MILK CARTONS, I wonder how many parents came back to their children." and closed the fridge XD
so my brothers have these milk cartons from school in the fridge--- about 20 of them.
I opened the fridge and saw the 20 small milk cartons and said, "DANG- THERE ARE SO MANY MILK CARTONS, I wonder how many parents came back to their children." and closed the fridge XD
My parents didn't get the joke, my brother laughed his but off in the dining room XD
mcdonalds dissapoints me.
I get a happy meal but I'm still not happy.
I get a happy meal but I'm still not happy.
Whenever someone is trying to take me, they say, "Your dad called me to pick you up." and I just look at them like, "I have a dad?"
My therapist told me "time heals all wounds" so I stabbed him........ now.... we wait.
🤭 😂 😳I it bad that I find most of these funny?
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Arunima wrote: ""I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."OH NO! 🤣
I was talking to my mom yesterday, but she wasn't talking back. Then I remembered she was buried 6 feet under.
Kay~Shima |۵Say it's all for love~۵| wrote: "I was talking to my mom yesterday, but she wasn't talking back. Then I remembered she was buried 6 feet under."...
What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My doctor told me that I have 8 months to live, so I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years.
A rapist, psychopath, and a murderer walks into a bar.
He orders a beer.
He orders a beer.
You think you have it bad? Somewhere out there, there's a guy watching a 20-minute video on how to be an alpha male.
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "You think you have it bad? Somewhere out there, there's a guy watching a 20-minute video on how to be an alpha male."XDDD Idioticness at it's worst.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A slice of pizza can't feed a family.
sTuTs wrote: "What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A slice of pizza can't feed a family."
That's not funny. That's terrible. It's so terrible that I'm laughing and questioning my sanity.
A slice of pizza can't feed a family."
That's not funny. That's terrible. It's so terrible that I'm laughing and questioning my sanity.
Who'd win in a fight, Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?
Jackie Chan, because Bruce Lee is dead.
Jackie Chan, because Bruce Lee is dead.
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "Who'd win in a fight, Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?
Jackie Chan, because Bruce Lee is dead."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jackie Chan, because Bruce Lee is dead."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh no. Grandpa wants to play a memory game
Why do white people own so many pets?Because they can't own people anymore.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals everyone loses their shit.
sTuTs wrote: "When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals everyone loses their shit."
:OOO
Skye wrote: "Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they can't own people anymore."
YOO!!!! XD
Because they can't own people anymore."
YOO!!!! XD
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "Skye wrote: "Why do white people own so many pets?Because they can't own people anymore."
YOO!!!! XD"
I KNOW XDDDDDDD
What's the best thing you can do with emo people?
You can hang with them.
You can hang with them.
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "What's the best thing you can do with emo people?
You can hang with them."
OH My-
X,)
You can hang with them."
OH My-
X,)
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "What's the best thing you can do with emo people?You can hang with them."
STOP-
XD
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What's George Floyd's best pickup line?Your breathtaking.
Mochi-Bee ☆ wrote: "I made a website for orphans.Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page."
:OOOO
My phone was on airplane mode, full battery and the time was 9:11 in the morning
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father
So he had someone to call Father
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.Because then it would cut itself.
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "Jeez, we're terrible people."This topic was made just for us XD
Colonel Syrup (Hiatus to 3-21) wrote: "Jeez, we're terrible people."
Indeed :.)
Indeed :.)
Go crazy B)