Goodlaughs discussion

"Let's go get some iron. Why? because if you remove a couple of the letters, it spells 'sadness'" - Ranboo 2022

"Alright, get a word wrong, hands up against the wall, it's time for public humiliation."

"You invite me to your server, you take my things.. and now you want to kill me." - Grian 2020

"Grian- I want to run you over with a car :)" -Tommyinnit 2020

"Grrr. i'm angry." - Punz
"Why?" - Tubbo
*hits tubbo* -Punz
"HEY WAIT A MINUTE-" - Tubbo

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”

Mochi-Bee ☆ wrote: ""Let's go get some iron. Why? because if you remove a couple of the letters, it spells 'sadness'" - Ranboo 2022"

PFFFFTT 🤣 🤣 🤣

"Good news, I've brought you a woman. Bad news, she's American."
-Tommyinnit

"DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA?!?!
-Technoblade

"Don't take life seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." ~ Elbert Hubbard

Arunima wrote: ""Don't take life seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." ~ Elbert Hubbard"

I think that that might be a dark humor joke too. 😂

This guy is insistent on being a clown. - Technoblade

"How is your building going, grian?" - Mumbo Jumbo
"It was going great, until, jack got werid on me." - Grian
"How weird?" - Mumbo Jumbo
"Look at his skin..?" - Grian
"Oh! ..." - Mumbo Jumbo

Dream smp: where the server is normal, but the people are not.- Ranboo

Berzie wrote: "Dream smp: where the server is normal, but the people are not.- Ranboo"

So true! 🤣

crabs- take out that filth
Spongebob- gasps* mr crabs you shouldn't talk about squidward that way

XDDDDDDDD

XD

"Oh no, honey. I'm an angel. I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo."

Skye wrote: ""

Mmhmm, pretty much!!

Concinnous wrote: "“Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”"
Always unicorn

"My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nylund

Before GR, I used to make this joke:

"Wanna know why I like bananas so much? Because they're not straight"

This may be a bit offensive, because of use of cusses, so I decided to use spoilers. It only has one, but I know people who dislike use of them, so... *shrugs*
(view spoiler)["I'm serious, Ava"

"I know. Which is why your opinions will now be redirected to '1-800-I-don't-give-a-flying-fuck'." (hide spoiler)]

"You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me that she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about."

'Guess it sucks to suck.' - Kay/Skye

"With great power, comes great big booty b!tches."

"IT TOOK YOU THREE MONTHS TO READ THAT BOOK. THREEE MONTHS PHILZA-" -TechnoBlade

Kay~Shima |♥Handing you a heart worth breaking~♥| wrote: "'Guess it sucks to suck.' - Kay"

...

*coughs*

"I am the an agent from the Eraser Protective Services, also known as the EPS. I have recieved SEVERAL complaints of you abusing your eraser. I will need to evoke your eraser. *takes the eraser* Thank you and have a nice day." ~Paige 2022

The fact that this happened this morning and I forgot to give the eraser back XD

Skye wrote: "Kay~Shima |♥Handing you a heart worth breaking~♥| wrote: "'Guess it sucks to suck.' - Kay"

...

*coughs*"


I gotchu

HE"S DOING IT...THIS GUY'S DOING IT...THE SANDWICH IS BEING MADE!

"YOU'rE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT'S DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE?!"

lowkey just heard someone in a classroom say as i was walking by, 'this ain't a church, this is mount zion high school' LMAO

Mochi-Bee ☆ wrote: ""YOU'rE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT'S DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE?!""

this is officially my favorite quote.

SHUT YOUR FACE, GRANDMA!

okay, we'll take 34 seconds

Serena wrote: "Ariana wrote: ""Good news, I've brought you a woman. Bad news, she's American."
-Tommyinnit"

What's the good kind of woman? That's my question"

Tommy's probably British, so that's why he said that...

MooMoo™ wrote: "Serena wrote: "Ariana wrote: ""Good news, I've brought you a woman. Bad news, she's American."
-Tommyinnit"

What's the good kind of woman? That's my question"

Tommy's probably British, so that's ..."

Tommy is british :D

Person 1: "Hey, I'm lesbian"
Person 2: "...I thought you were american...?"

Captain M-Bee ☆ || "How bout' I do, anyways" || wrote: "Person 1: "Hey, I'm lesbian"
Person 2: "...I thought you were american...?""

me: why- how- what-

Swiggity swooty
I'm coming for that booty
--Abraham Lincon

swiggity swaggins I'm comin for the Baggins -a ringwraith

"I think you pissed off my sandwich."

"im known as what's called a serial killer, I don't reallly like that nomenclature, I prefer murderer"

"i can offer you two things. Firstly, I won't kill you over the next 24 hours, that'd be counterproductive, and secondly, will give you the deepest personal access into my soul that you can possibly imagine"

~ Serena Biana wrote: "Ariana wrote: ""Good news, I've brought you a woman. Bad news, she's American."
-Tommyinnit"

What's the good kind of woman? That's my question"

Good point. I want to know that too. 👌🏼

~ Serena Biana wrote: "Ariana wrote: ""Good news, I've brought you a woman. Bad news, she's American."
-Tommyinnit"

What's the good kind of woman? That's my question"

Probably the queen is the only kind of good woman if Tommyinnit is saying it though.

Katie wrote: ""im known as what's called a serial killer, I don't reallly like that nomenclature, I prefer murderer""

(;-;)

i thought i was the only future murderer here-

~ Serena Biana wrote: "Xx_Devil_xX (Onyx) wrote: "Katie wrote: ""im known as what's called a serial killer, I don't reallly like that nomenclature, I prefer murderer""

(;-;)

i thought i was the only future murderer her..."

what does that mean?

omg- last period something happened- it was so funny

so i was singing we dont talk about bruno
Isabela's part

i was singing horribly on purpose, i was like-

hE tOldD mEe thAT mY pOwEr wOulD GrOW lIke thE grapEs thARt ThRIVE oN the VINEEEEE

my friends wanted me to repeat what i sang, they were laughing, so i repeated.

then i was like "hey, i should sing it super good now" they were like, "umm-"

then i sang:


Heeee told mee that the life of my dreamssss-

it sounded so good

and they were like

"tHaTs noT iN chAraCtER"