ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇʟᴀɴᴅ discussion

any of the chief mechanics: i got this kaleidoscope for you to play with while i do my job

Charlotte: a kaleidoscope? im not five

*literally two seconds later*

SHAPES AND COLORS

z: whatever higher power there is please save me from this never ending prison

the prison: charlotte poking him to see if he tinks

DSLSDBHJDFGHLDFSLHFDLJ

charmer: lmfao wow u rlly though u ate huh
caledonia: i'm literally gonna fucking murder you

BAHAHAHAHA
I KNOW I'm SORRY--well she won't actually do it unless she completely loses it but yes

nononono it's okay
it gives me an opportunity to hint to charmer's past it's great
if you want i can DM you all of it

most of my characters: trauma

Roman: 📺👈😆 look at this old tv lmao

ok thanks! ooh please!! yay I'm excited.

hades♡ wrote: "most of my characters: trauma

Roman: 📺👈😆 look at this old tv lmao"

lol cal has too much trauma and would probably sneer at roman at that XD

Elizabeth wrote: "hades♡ wrote: "most of my characters: trauma

Roman: 📺👈😆 look at this old tv lmao"

lol cal has too much trauma and would probably sneer at roman at that XD"
nah its not trauma it’s just all he does pfft

Luka: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.