Pyro’s Den discussion

The Goth Chick, The Church and The Atheist (works of fiction)
by Mydnight

she dresses like the devil
but she likes to go to church
sits in the middle
to bask in every word
she doesn’t care
if people laugh or stare at her
for this place
is where she finds her peace
until
someone asks her to leave
“but why sir
must i leave
i have done nothing wrong”
“no.” he said
“you have have not
but your look
is quite distracting
so she left in disbelief
she sat on some steps
with her elbows on her knees

an older woman approached her
and asked “what your story be?”
the goth chick didn’t understand and said “excuse me?”
the older woman repeated “what your story be?”
the story that’s gots you sitting here being all depressing?”

so the goth chick told her story
the older woman listened to the end
“looka here” she said
you don’t need ta go to church ta be closer to God
you don’t need to dress a certain way for HIM to accept you either
if you wanna talk ta HIM
you know where he is
as long as you believe in HIM
and this is coming from an atheist
don’t matta what anyone thinks
for they ain’t shit
ya hear me child”
yes ma’am
but i ain’t no child”
“no you sure ain’t
but i’m older than thee
so anyone younger
is a child to me
have a good day love”

Gotherella And The Zombies
by Mydnight

Gotherella
her name says it all.
a ghetto retelling of Cinderella.
except about a goth chick who hangs out at the mall.
and there are zombies.
yes, you heard right, zombies.
well maybe one zombie.

now let’s begin.

Gotherella’s stepdad has taken up residence in a prison.
dude likes it so much, he ain’t never gonna leave.
her mother is a cancer victim and she has stepsisters who are twins.
evil little things.
give me this, give me that, fuck you bitch, i don’t give a crap.
and poor Gotherella be tired and not even one thank you.
but they’s the only family she has.

one day, when they at school or with friends, she takes herself to the mall.
goes to her favorite store and finds the item that’s always stocked.
uh-huh. the fine ass mother fucker that be at the register.
with his long black hair, black clothes, silver rings and other interesting things. wink wink

one day he approached her and asked her on a date.
she said yes.
hip hop hooray!
not gonna tell ya what happened.
y’all know what happens on dates.

anywho

somewhere along the lines of a month has passed and Gotherella finds out dudes a freak.
and not the good kind if you know what i mean.
says he’s some zombie and shit.
wants to change humanity’s image to look like his and wants Gotherella to help him.
“i’ll make you do it too.” he said.

“wait. what?”
“you want me to help you turn humanity into zombies?”
“that’s what i said.”
FUCK YOU!!!
Gotherella threw her shoe at him and the world was saved.

the end