The Mafias Who Read discussion

Here someone is a judge and everyone playing has to give their best roast. HIGHEST SCORE WINS!

what

Who’s the judge?

Sage wrote: "Who’s the judge?"

Anyone you choose

I had one for my sister!! Well actually I had two back to back I said to her (she's shorter than me but I'm younger)

1. Her: I only need a small snack
Me: ohh so that's why you call yourself a snack - because you're smaller than the average meal

2. Her: (something about rather dying than doing something)
Me: well you're practically already there - you're six feet under everyone else

LMAOO the first one would be a 6/10 and the second one is 9/10

i’ve got one

friend: oh you wanna be a college professor? that means you’ll never get out of college!
me: ma’am, at least i’ll get into college.

LMAOOO 8/10

thank you 😌✨

Oh I will do one my friend said

So some rude dude said something to her and so she said
I would roast you but my mom said I can't burn trash."

We were laughing so hard

lol nice

lmaooo nice

WE NEED MORE ROASTS!!!!!

this is something i heard from one of the kids on my bus

"Your mom is so fat that when she entered the ocean the whales said:

We are family
Even though you're fatter than me"

(( version We are Family by Sister Sledge ))

✨Neena✨ wrote: "this is something i heard from one of the kids on my bus

"Your mom is so fat that when she entered the ocean the whales said:

We are family
Even though you're fatter than me"

(( version We are F..."

8/10!

Bran wrote: "So, there's this group I'm in IRL, and they had a bonfire that I wasn't able to go to, and this kid was sort of laughing at me and saying I missed out, and the conversation went like this:

Him: Ye..."

loll 8.5/10