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Some of the quotes below may include some language that could be considered negative. Just so that's out there before I start. xD I did try to bleep out, but the meaning is still there.
"See me smile? I'm thinking about doing something evil.
See me laugh?
I've already done it."
"Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and making unworthy people a priority in my life."
"I've learned so much from making my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more."
"The human body is 90% water, so basically we're all just cucumbers with anxiety."
"My happy place is at home. In my b!tch cave. I can wear comfy pajamas, consume alcohol, and not interact with mannerless jerk-faces."
"I'm shy at first... but then I do the stupidest, random, messed up stuff once I get comfortable around someone."
"I was always taught to think before I act. So rest assured, if I smack the stuffing out of you, I've thought about it, and am quite sure of my decision."
"I WANNA SLEEP, BUT MY BRAIN WON'T STOP TALKING TO ITSELF."
"I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget."
"It's not when I raise my voice that you should be afraid. It's when I have nothing more to say."
"I don't have a short temper. I simply have a quick reaction to bull."
"I don't think there will be enough middle fingers or coffee for this Monday."
"The devil whispered to me, 'I'm coming for you.'
I whispered back, 'Bring pizza.'"
"The chains on my mood swing just snapped.
Run."
"I'm like, ten people packed into one body. Spin the wheel."
"If I had to pick one word to describe myself: 'Doesn't follow directions'."
"I'd like to thank whoever told my mother that 'wtf' means 'wow, that's fantastic'. Her texts are much more interesting now."
"I fold my worries into paper planes, and turn them into flying f***s."
"The great thing about my soul is that black goes with everything."
"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong."
"See me smile? I'm thinking about doing something evil.
See me laugh?
I've already done it."
"Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and making unworthy people a priority in my life."
"I've learned so much from making my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more."
"The human body is 90% water, so basically we're all just cucumbers with anxiety."
"My happy place is at home. In my b!tch cave. I can wear comfy pajamas, consume alcohol, and not interact with mannerless jerk-faces."
"I'm shy at first... but then I do the stupidest, random, messed up stuff once I get comfortable around someone."
"I was always taught to think before I act. So rest assured, if I smack the stuffing out of you, I've thought about it, and am quite sure of my decision."
"I WANNA SLEEP, BUT MY BRAIN WON'T STOP TALKING TO ITSELF."
"I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget."
"It's not when I raise my voice that you should be afraid. It's when I have nothing more to say."
"I don't have a short temper. I simply have a quick reaction to bull."
"I don't think there will be enough middle fingers or coffee for this Monday."
"The devil whispered to me, 'I'm coming for you.'
I whispered back, 'Bring pizza.'"
"The chains on my mood swing just snapped.
Run."
"I'm like, ten people packed into one body. Spin the wheel."
"If I had to pick one word to describe myself: 'Doesn't follow directions'."
"I'd like to thank whoever told my mother that 'wtf' means 'wow, that's fantastic'. Her texts are much more interesting now."
"I fold my worries into paper planes, and turn them into flying f***s."
"The great thing about my soul is that black goes with everything."
"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong."
People ask me if I’m a morning person or an evening person. And I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person!I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!
if the shop doesn’t have what I need I’ll just burn it down and kill the occupants That doesn’t make me a Karen it makes me a psychopath. Get it right guys.
Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a THREAT!
Goodnight moon. Goodnight tree. Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm pissed
I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Me: *Kicks the door down*
Person B: What did you do?
Me: Nobody died.
Person B: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Person B: Welcome, fellow idiots
Me: Hello, Person B
Person B: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Me: You underestimate me
Me: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Person B: Twelve, actually.
Me: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Person B: Yours!
Me: That's right: no one's
Person B: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Me: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Person B:
Person B: I wrote sanitize!
Me: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Person B: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Me: Death is a social construct.
I hardly know who I am. WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH WANTING SOME ANSWERS!?
You are you. I AM ME. NOBODY ELSE!
Wow. xD That turned out to be many more quotes than I intended to post. :P I went down that rabbit hole... and down... and down...
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Omigoshness... I just found an emoji generator. >:3
Omigoshness... I just found an emoji generator. >:3
Uh oh o.o
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I laugh when people try to figure me out, like good luck, I can’t even figure me out.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then Im like “wow, that was a nice 45 seconds”
I’m not like most girls *long pause while I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse
Life is tough darling, but so are you
Choke them on the ashes of the dreams they burned
If you can’t look on the bright side I will sit with you in the dark
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:P Yeah, they were fun to find. I spent at least half an hour just looking at quotes, which is one of my favorite things to do.
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It’s such a nice day outside. I think I’ll wear black
I don’t hate you, I’m just necessarily excited about your existence
She was dangerous, independent and strong. The sound of her heels against the marble floor shook the devil up
She wore fire like a crown and when the devil glanced her way, you can be sure he winked
You inspire my inner serial killer
Do whatever. Be weird, it’s okay
Please forgive me if I don’t talk much at times, it’s loud enough in my head
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Yes I’ve made mistakes, life didn’t come with instructions. And even if it did I wouldn’t follow them anyway
I don’t exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it
People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like “damn I got myself a fan club”
And into the forest I go, to loose my mind and find my soul
Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people
We are writers, we don’t cry, we bleed on paper
Omigoodness, that last one. ; . ;
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I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me, because I’m already dressed for your funeral
I tun entirely on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts
I hate that I cry when I’m mad because people think I’m hurt when really I’m just trying not to kill you
I ALWAYS mean what I say… I may not always mean to say it out loud but I always mean it
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly
I was taught to think before I act. So if I punch you rest assured I’ve thought about it and am confident in my decision
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"We write down made-up stories to tell the truths we wish we could say out loud."
"As a writer, you try to listen to what others aren't saying... and write about the silence."
"You can't blame a writer for what their characters say."
"You write so beautifully... the inside of your mind must be a terrible place."
"As a writer, you try to listen to what others aren't saying... and write about the silence."
"You can't blame a writer for what their characters say."
"You write so beautifully... the inside of your mind must be a terrible place."
*most ppl with quotes* I found this happy qoute that will always remind me to stay positive!*this group* this quote is to warn everyone I’m about to start killing.
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Welcome to my mind. Please fasten your seatbelt and keep your arms and legs in at all times. Don’t feed the animals, drink the water or talk to the voices. Enjoy the ride!
Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person. But then I laugh and continue my day
People cry not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long
A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity
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-noun
1. a peculiar organism capable of transforming caffeine into books
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Yep :D out inner demons! Or at least the top layer.
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“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book.Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”
- Oscar Wilde.
“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.”
- William Shakespeare.
“Nothing is more painful to the human mind than, after feelings have been worked up by a quick succession of events, the dead calmness of inaction and certainty which follows and deprives the soul of both hope and fear” — Mary Shelley
“I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.” - Charlotte Brontë“Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.” - Homer
“How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless."
"Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."
"I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.” - Oscar Wilde.
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"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
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"What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
"I'm not saying that I hate you. I'm just saying that you are literally the Monday of my life."
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"What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
"I'm not saying that I hate you. I'm just saying that you are literally the Monday of my life."
Danks. xD I am spending way too much time on this... oh well.
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe... My sock is falling off."
"All my life, I've always wanted to BE somebody... Now I can see that I should have been more specific."
"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three or four times, just to make sure."
"Accidentally punched myself in the face when I tried to pull my blanket up. If that doesn't accurately sum up my life, I don't know what does."
"My mind is like my internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from."
"Not a single one of my multiple personalities likes you."
"Me: Good night.
My Brain: PSST.
Me: What?
My Brain: What kind of disease do you think we have?"
"Sorry. I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. It was tragic."
"I am fueled by caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
"Sarcasm: The body's natural defense against stupid."
"My alone time is sometimes for your safety."
"I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying that maybe we could remove all the warning labels, and let the problem sort itself out..."
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe... My sock is falling off."
"All my life, I've always wanted to BE somebody... Now I can see that I should have been more specific."
"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three or four times, just to make sure."
"Accidentally punched myself in the face when I tried to pull my blanket up. If that doesn't accurately sum up my life, I don't know what does."
"My mind is like my internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from."
"Not a single one of my multiple personalities likes you."
"Me: Good night.
My Brain: PSST.
Me: What?
My Brain: What kind of disease do you think we have?"
"Sorry. I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. It was tragic."
"I am fueled by caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
"Sarcasm: The body's natural defense against stupid."
"My alone time is sometimes for your safety."
"I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying that maybe we could remove all the warning labels, and let the problem sort itself out..."
:P Yeah. It's not my first time running across it, and it always makes me laugh. xD
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I prefer creative
I love it when someone insult me, that means I don’t have to be nice anymore
I am standing in the ashes of who I used to be
If you could read my mind I’m pretty sure you’d be traumatized for life
May God have mercy on my enemies ‘cause I won’t
Here hold my morals, I’ve got some sketchy s**t so take care of
Welcome to the dark side, where all the fun stuff happens
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face
Don’t bleed on my floor
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the hell are you doing?!”
If some asks “Are you crazy?” Simply reply “Yes.” BOOM end of discussion
🤯🤣 My favorites are the third one [o.o I feel that quote so much...], the fourth one [xD Much yes...], and the sixth one.
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I wasn’t born to be soft and quiet, I was born to make the shatter and shake at my fingertips
The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me
I like storms, they let me know that even the sky screams sometimes
You can’t run from the shadow. But you can invite to dance
Tell me the story about how the sun loves the moon so much he died every night to let her breath
Until the lion learns to write every story will glorify the hunter
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So, if you come across any particularly amazing quotes, go ahead and share them here! ;)