The Humour Club discussion

The premise is simple: take a quote and murder it.

'We will fight them on the beaches'- British tourist talking about the locals.

"I'll burn that bridge when I come to it."

If there's a Will he probably has like seven brothers, so be careful what you say.

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I can't open this package of Depends.'
Erich Fromm

Today is the first day of the rest of all the others.

Where there's a will there's a long lost relative.

I'll pay that!

"Where there's a will there's a way to make a few bucks."

Will wrote: "Where there's a will there's a long lost relative."

I just realized that my attempt was merely expanded from your excellent line. Didn't mean to step on your line, Will!

It's all coming back to me now. Like the whiff of a dead relative!

No worries. I think I stole it from someone else anyway!

Always try to walk a mile in your enemy's moccasins.

That way you will be a mile away from your enemy.

And he won't have any shoes.

Will wrote: "No worries. I think I stole it from someone else anyway!"

Ah-so! I believe Yogi Berra was the master of murdered quotes.

“If they have no bread, let them eat Ding-Dongs!”

"Come and take them!" Leonidas, King of the Spartans, defiantly responds to his wife's suggestion he's had enough to drink and should put down the wine bottles.