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A hypothetical chat between the demigods:
It'd be dam nice! - Percy
It would give us sometime to go to the DAM snack bar!- Thalia
It would be nice... - Jason, Piper, Frank Hazel, Leo
🤣 - Percy and Thalia
What? - Jason
Don't feel bad guys. I've been trying to figure out this DAM joke for years- Annabeth
It'd be dam nice! - Percy
It would give us sometime to go to the DAM snack bar!- Thalia
It would be nice... - Jason, Piper, Frank Hazel, Leo
🤣 - Percy and Thalia
What? - Jason
Don't feel bad guys. I've been trying to figure out this DAM joke for years- Annabeth
At Cardan and Jude's wedding:
Minister: And now for exchanging the vows!
Jude: *pulls out crumpled paper*
Jude: "Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude..."
Cardan: ...
Minister: ...
Jude: And that was a beginning of a wonderful relationship!
Minister: And now for exchanging the vows!
Jude: *pulls out crumpled paper*
Jude: "Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude..."
Cardan: ...
Minister: ...
Jude: And that was a beginning of a wonderful relationship!
Another one on the way!
If the Demigods found Hogwarts:
Hermione: Watch out for the giant squid in the lake. It pulls people in.
Leo: YOU CAN'T HAVE A GIANT SQUID THAT'S SO COOL LEMME SEE !
Annabeth: Wait...where's Percy?
Percy, popping out of lake: I'm talking to Steve.
Annabeth: ... who's Steve?
Percy: He pulls people in because he's lonely.
Harry: The squid's name is Steve?
Ron: Hold on... you can talk to squids?
If the Demigods found Hogwarts:
Hermione: Watch out for the giant squid in the lake. It pulls people in.
Leo: YOU CAN'T HAVE A GIANT SQUID THAT'S SO COOL LEMME SEE !
Annabeth: Wait...where's Percy?
Percy, popping out of lake: I'm talking to Steve.
Annabeth: ... who's Steve?
Percy: He pulls people in because he's lonely.
Harry: The squid's name is Steve?
Ron: Hold on... you can talk to squids?
Piper: I can speak French.
Jason: I can speak Latin.
Leo: I can speak Spanish.
Frank: I can speak Chinese.
Percy: I can speak .... horse and fish too.
Jason: I can speak Latin.
Leo: I can speak Spanish.
Frank: I can speak Chinese.
Percy: I can speak .... horse and fish too.
Sabrina Carpenter: And if the riptide comes to get me, pulls me under…*interrupted by Annabeth
Annabeth: Hold it right there. PERCY WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS POOR GIRL?!?!?
Annabeth: Hold it right there. PERCY WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS POOR GIRL?!?!?






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