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Title: the day I got kicked out of a dentist office
Story form:
'do I really have to go?' Remi questions her mum dangerously, her mum replies with a glare that shuts her up.
'okay then' she mutters underneath her breath forgetting to tell her online friends she's leaving to get a cavity removed.
In the office:
'Remi?' the doctor calls looking for the girl named Remi. Remi sits up and then regrets it. She hates dentist offices.
Remi's mum doesn't give a shit and pushes her upwards.
'you're going to be fine.' the doctor lies (they always do'
In the office office:
They strap Remi up and wear stupid killer smiles (not really but come on you guys see it coming) then they reassure her again.
'how are you?' one of them asks.
'im sick.' Remi is socially awkward which makes the doctors think she is shy which is bullshit.
The doctors fake sympathy 'awe poor thing, what's wrong?'
Remi looks at the floor and bites her lip 'i have a stomache and headaches I fainted yesterday and my mum says I might have strep throat.'
Dead silence
The doctors look at each other and then walk out to the hallway. Which they attempt to whisper in. (They suck at whispering)
Then one doctor comes back in lasers Remi's forehead and shows her her temperatures at 100.5
Then the doctor rushed to remi's mum, tells her to take her child reschedule and get the fuck out.
Politely of course 😇
The end.
Story form:
'do I really have to go?' Remi questions her mum dangerously, her mum replies with a glare that shuts her up.
'okay then' she mutters underneath her breath forgetting to tell her online friends she's leaving to get a cavity removed.
In the office:
'Remi?' the doctor calls looking for the girl named Remi. Remi sits up and then regrets it. She hates dentist offices.
Remi's mum doesn't give a shit and pushes her upwards.
'you're going to be fine.' the doctor lies (they always do'
In the office office:
They strap Remi up and wear stupid killer smiles (not really but come on you guys see it coming) then they reassure her again.
'how are you?' one of them asks.
'im sick.' Remi is socially awkward which makes the doctors think she is shy which is bullshit.
The doctors fake sympathy 'awe poor thing, what's wrong?'
Remi looks at the floor and bites her lip 'i have a stomache and headaches I fainted yesterday and my mum says I might have strep throat.'
Dead silence
The doctors look at each other and then walk out to the hallway. Which they attempt to whisper in. (They suck at whispering)
Then one doctor comes back in lasers Remi's forehead and shows her her temperatures at 100.5
Then the doctor rushed to remi's mum, tells her to take her child reschedule and get the fuck out.
Politely of course 😇
The end.
Title: How I got the most embarrassing tattoo everStory form: This isn't actually a tattoo, but it's permanent so yeah it kind of counts.
So the family (dad, mom, me n my brother) were sitting in the living room and my brother was playing/talking about his new toy car. I was around five or six (or four, I was super young) so I don't remember everything that was going on.
I remember that I said some comment on his car but not what I said (I was trying to pull a joke) and my brother hit me with that car and you know what happens next.
I got a big lump (in my country we have a special name for it) and it stayed for a while. Then little me decided that to get rid of it I could just remove the area that was hit, hair-growing-spot and all. Poor me, poor innocent little me.
So I earned myself a permanent tattoo or bald spot.
(Sorry idk how to put it in story form and you can remove it if you feel what I wrote is wrong.)
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