Swamp Sluts Read Everything discussion

I just thought this would be silly because it’s such a weird book. I was telling my best friend about it to try and convince her to read it and I didn’t even know where to start!!!! Give me your best and fastest pitch or the weirdest quote !!!!!

it’s like if a disney adult wasn’t actually a disney adult but was a more bitter, cynical, evil thing

Diet Disney serial killer, and book nerd, accidentally kills her bf and can not be trusted with rats or Reddit

A Piña colada loving sociopath who loves working at a Disney resort in LA. She cares about 3 people in her life and 1 of the 3 she ends up killing because he stumbles upon her stash of dead bodies in the basement, but it turns out he’s also a serial killer and they could have have a life of murders and executions together forever.
Also Maeve really likes eggs.

Have had*

Not the eggs 😂🥚🍳

Christina wrote: "Diet Disney serial killer, and book nerd, accidentally kills her bf and can not be trusted with rats or Reddit"

NOT REDDIT

Jessica Rivera wrote: "A Piña colada loving sociopath who loves working at a Disney resort in LA. She cares about 3 people in her life and 1 of the 3 she ends up killing because he stumbles upon her stash of dead bodies ..."

ah what a life they could've had !!!