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Literally just type out the last thing you said lol

The last thing I said is a little interesting...
"go fuck a cucumber bitch.."
I yelled at my bfs ex gf for trying to f my man. Like that's my job ho

lol

Pacific Daylight Time

@Tayleigh, yeah that b deserved it

"Close the door after you leave."

😂

"See you later." (No humorous context, guys.)

"damn everyone"

Do it YOURSELF!

its snooooooooooooooooooooowwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine"

"He's screaming, staring at his sister's butt"

do y'all want context (honestly there's not that much but it makes it a little better)

Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine""

naturally

Wyrmwell!!!!!!

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine""

naturally"

Of course

Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine""

naturally"

Of course"

like, what else would your reaction be?!

Guardian Of The Flowers wrote: "Wyrmwell!!!!!!"

?

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine""

naturally"

Of course"

like, what else would your reaction be?!"

Exactlyyyy

Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine""

naturally"

Of course"

like, what els..."

imaaaaaaaagine seeing chips and thinking: wow, I should eat those!

what weirdos

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine""

naturally"

Of course"

..."

Ikr? So mainstream

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Guardian Of The Flowers wrote: "Wyrmwell!!!!!!"

?"

Name of fantasy mountain range.

Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them like cocaine"..."

ughhhh I could never be basic

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the counter so I'm snorting them..."

Same. Eating chips? I'd never

Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: ""There's a pile of chips on the c..."

lol.

IDK why but I want to grind a bag of chips, make a mound of snow, sprinkle the dust around, and light a fire, creating a ritualistic sacrifice to the Lord of the Potato Snorters

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "IDK why but I want to grind a bag of chips, make a mound of snow, sprinkle the dust around, and light a fire, creating a ritualistic sacrifice to the Lord of the Potato Snorters"

Mood

Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "IDK why but I want to grind a bag of chips, make a mound of snow, sprinkle the dust around, and light a fire, creating a ritualistic sacrifice to the Lord of the Potato S..."

my brain permanently

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "IDK why but I want to grind a bag of chips, make a mound of snow, sprinkle the dust around, and light a fire, creating a ritualistic sacrifice to the Lord o..."

Honestly same

Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "IDK why but I want to grind a bag of chips, make a mound of snow, sprinkle the dust around, and light a fire, creating a ritualis..."

lol

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "Briar wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "IDK why but I want to grind a bag of chips, make a mound of snow, sprinkle the dust around, and light a fire, creat..."

Lollll

STOP IS THIS MY *pauses to think, gives up* 8th? CULT

Idk but that sounds fun

OMG I FINALLY MET SOMEONE WHO'S HEARD OF PURPLE HYACINTH

"Is this you acknowledging me without speaking so I don't embarrass you in public?" (spoiler alert: it was)

Ali✨ wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: ""Is this you acknowledging me without speaking so I don't embarrass you in public?" (spoiler alert: it was)"

damnnn"

yeah. I'm that friend...

Embrace it, do not fear it. Give yourself a trial by flame and pain.

One from another group.

“Then you will never escape, doomed to immortality within your prison.” Fidacri slams his glaive into the ground, sealing her into a cube of void fire and shrinking it down to the size of a paperweight.

"What are you doing, weird chicken?"

"buddy wait ten minutes" (my sister is impatient)

CrazyChickenGirl (call me Barnette) wrote: ""What are you doing, weird chicken?""

bak bak 🐔🐔


(sorry)

"It SAYS Space Boy"

"I need you desperately" I was singing weeknight by starfall

"THIS iS THE MEOW MEOW MEOW" (I'm watching the voice RN and I said that up the stairs looking at my cat)

The boots bitch the boots

^the third meow didn't exist*

shut up shut up please

((This was rp))

Dionus rages further, “Death!? DEATH!? I AM DEATH! YOU THINK THAT I WOULD ASK YOU TO KIDNAP AND POSSIBY KILL MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER!?” He clenches his fist, as Fidacri untransforms Rhia and goes to work creating a new heart for her. Dionus feels his cloak settle around his shoulders as he dons the mask, all of his muscles clenched and ready to explode.