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one person puts three emojis (could also be three items) and someone else has to say how they’d escape a forest with them, it can be as crazy as they want.

burn the wig using rocks to make fire and slap a rock against the water bottle to make noise and scare away predators then just wander until i find a stream and follow it out

idk how i would use the bead

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Litten =^•v•^= wrote: "Wait what’s the last one I can’t tell"

crutches, sorry

Eat the candy kittens, focus the marble on the sun, use the beanie as fuel
🎀🍫🛎️

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ wrote: "Eat the candy kittens, focus the marble on the sun, use the beanie as fuel
🎀🍫🛎️"

ooooh so many potentials!! I could burn the ribbon, use it to strangle things, or wave it around to signal for help. you know what, I'll strangle food with it then burn it to cook the food. I'd use the chocolate to lure prey into a trap and then strangle them (see previous plan). I'd use the bell to call for help, scare away predators, and in the worst-case-scenario throw it at their face.

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ignore the lungs (where did i get them from anyways? /j), use the rainbow flag to get people's attention to come save me, and eat the pancakes/use them for bait while i wait.

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burn the poop for fuel, hit predators with the hockey stick, and drink the milk ig? HOWEVER, the poop clearly has a face so hopefully it will scream as I burn it, alerting nearby people.

I love how all us book nerds think we would be so resoureful in the middle of the woods but in reality we would probably just cry because we were stuck with a pile of shit, a hockystick and a glass of milk and no book.

Potato wrote: "I love how all us book nerds think we would be so resoureful in the middle of the woods but in reality we would probably just cry because we were stuck with a pile of shit, a hockystick and a glass..."

lmao real!🤣😆😭

Potato wrote: "I love how all us book nerds think we would be so resoureful in the middle of the woods but in reality we would probably just cry because we were stuck with a pile of shit, a hockystick and a glass..."

Real though, the woods isn't my forte 🥲

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "Potato wrote: "I love how all us book nerds think we would be so resoureful in the middle of the woods but in reality we would probably just cry because we were stuck with a pile of shit, a hockyst..."

lol fr. I prefer that wood turned into pages please...

Yes please, then some squid ink to write on them (dunno why squid, minecraft on the mind I guess)

Hmm... what would y'all do with 🌻🧶🪭

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "Yes please, then some squid ink to write on them (dunno why squid, minecraft on the mind I guess)

Hmm... what would y'all do with 🌻🧶🪭"

why are these emojis so cute and wholesome? IDK I'm just comparing this to my random pair of lungs...

I'd use the fan to signal for help and then to start a fire. I could make traps with the string and strangle things. I'd name the flower then eat it out of pure desperation, with tears streaming down my face. don't judge me, I'm mentally insane.

🐵👹🚨 (good luck😈)

Just so you know, I love the randomness of the lungs lol ^^

Become friends with monkey, hopefully don't have to eat him. Use the oni mask to scare off predators and pretend I'm doing a Setsubun festival. Use the siren to call for help, while the noise inevitably drives me insane <3

How about 🕶️💌🧹

easy. become a badass witch that also delivers love letters. my magic powers will do the rest

🕳🌨🐐 (literally just chose random ones...)

LOL not the answer I was expecting, but 1000% better 🤣 (I wanna see a badass witch that delivers love letters)

I cower in the hole for shelter, then catch the rain water from the clouds. Follow the goat back to some other goats, and accept my life among the goats now

🪠📔🧊

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "LOL not the answer I was expecting, but 1000% better 🤣 (I wanna see a badass witch that delivers love letters)

I cower in the hole for shelter, then catch the rain water from the clouds. Follow th..."

you've just met one ;)
brilliant!

I use the plunger as a weapon, journal my very short remaining days, burn the rest of the pages, and drink the ice.

🧪🥩🥚

Oh yay, I've just met one! What do you have to do to be one? (Flying on brooms so cooly... 😎)

Oh, this's easy! Eat the steak, then use the beaker on the egg to produce a super chicken to ride home!

👁️🎈🚦

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "Oh yay, I've just met one! What do you have to do to be one? (Flying on brooms so cooly... 😎)

Oh, this's easy! Eat the steak, then use the beaker on the egg to produce a super chicken to ride home..."

add the eye to the back of my head, use the balloon to float into the trees and regulate squirrel traffic. because of my vital role in the society, the squirrels will take me in and I live as one of them (with an extra eye)

👻☎🛢

Hmm... use the camera to take pictures of ghosts, and after proving they're indeed ghosts with the remote (ghosts drain batteries in ghost shows I think) become an influencer in the spooky woods (forgive me if I misread the last two things lmao)

🎫🎭👑

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "Hmm... use the camera to take pictures of ghosts, and after proving they're indeed ghosts with the remote (ghosts drain batteries in ghost shows I think) become an influencer in the spooky woods (f..."

(it's alright, I don't even know what they are)

I go to the movie theater that is obviously in the middle of some random woods. I become supreme ruler over everything there.

🤡🔥🎪

There's always a creepy circus in the woods, so go there for help. Except the clowns are evil, so I set the cursed carnival on fire and hope the fire attracts some help

🎄💡🎊

I have the genius idea to throw a Christmas party and then everyone in the forest likes me or finds me tolerable enough not to kill

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Actually, a literal genius idea XD

The aliens kidnap me, taking me with a bunch of scientists, despite not being one. Use the germs to threaten them to put me back, except I learn their society is a utopia, so it's actually fine

🦄🍘🔱

I become a daughter of Poseidon and realize that unicorns are equestrian enough that I can talk to them. I charge out of the forest on the back of a unicorn with a helmet on for safety. afterwards, someone writes a spin-off Percy Jackson series about me.

💔🐟🧛

Pffft, okay, I love that answer, sounds super fun

Heart broken by my non-existant bf/gf, I'll cook fish in the woods to stay alive longer, but a person wanders up to eat with me. He's a vampire, and he can lead me to safety at his castle

🔫🎵🤠

I have a western showdown but with nerf guns. because I have a younger brother, I've been trained in the art of nerf guns, and I win. I stroll out of the forest victoriously, the background music changing from the sort of whistling tune they play for showdowns to We Are the Champions.

😼🤝🥔

🎶 We are the chaaaampions (my little sis introduced me to it) 🎶

Shake the hand of the cat, therefore securing a friend. With the potato, I slowly build up a potato farm, and thanks to the cat, he chases the mice away (I'm not even trying to escape lmao)

🍫🪥🎐

Nah, "We Are the Champions" is a kind of slow song. I would blast "All I Do Is Win (ft. Ludacris) and then tip my cowboy hat to all the ladies (and gentlemen) that pass by.

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "🎶 We are the chaaaampions 🎶

Shake the hand of the cat, therefore securing a friend. With the potato, I slowly build up a potato farm, and thanks to the cat, he chases the mice away (I'm not even t..."

lol at this point we're just building our own beautifully bizarre lives in the forest.

I eat a bunch of chocolate but brush my teeth so I don't get cavities. Dental hygiene is important even in the middle of a random forest. I have literally no clue what the last thing is, so I throw it at any attackers.

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Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "🎶 We are the chaaaampions 🎶

Shake the hand of the cat, therefore securing a friend. With the potato, I slowly build up a potato farm, and thanks to the cat, he ..."

We really are 🤣

I drink the martini, which makes me a cool gal. Then an attacker comes, so I light the martini to make a molotov cocktail and throw it! But since it would displease smokey the bear, I put the fire out quickly (I don't even remember what the last thing is lmao)

🧨🎋🎠

I'd take a ride on this horse and celebrate with the party popper that I've actually found peace in the woods and then light the woods with explosives with me in it bc I'd be bored in no time living there.
🆒🏕️🕛

use the tent as a shelter, chuck the button and clock at predators and prey, then explode the clock's batteries to attract attention (and vacate the area immediately because exploding batteries is very dangerous)

🔌🎱🏆

Use the cord to strangle my prey, talk to the magic 8 ball to keep me company as I slowly go insane, and scoop up water inside the trophy!

🌸📔🏳️‍🌈

queers have very creative ideas. id first journal my escape plan then use my flower powers to grow a bridge of vines/dur flowers to escape the stanky forest (LoL)

👻🥨❄️

I'd have the pretzel to eat as I escape. I convince ghosts to help me escape, in return restore themselves, and I still lose due to the cold... \OuO/

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id first fuel my body with some coconut slices, find my trusty pig friend to catch a ride on, they throw my basketball at any danger while fleeing 😉

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