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A place to share embarrassing stories or to ask people about their's

Litten - “look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now” wrote: "My life"

same here!

Twyla wrote: "Litten - “look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now” wrote: "My life"

same here!"

omg frr same 😂

one time I called my best friend addy for the first 2 weeks of school without knowing her name was Abby

i had a character crush in a movie and i kept talking about one scene where he was washing up in the bathroom after a fight and he was shirtless. i was telling my cousins all about it

and then the same night we wanted to watch it together so we all cuddled etc etc and then my mom, brothers and boy cousins came and said they wanted to see the movie too so i got annoyed but whatever

and then that scene came and I was lying down on my cousins lap and she said OUT LOUD "OHHH SO THATS UR FAV SCENE" 😭

i got a lecture from my mom that night🫸🏼🤯🫷🏼

WHY IDD IT SEND TWICE😭

when i was little maybe 4 or 5, i knew that in grocery stores there are doors that opens automatically, but those doors were made in glass, so thought there wasn’t any door. i was going there with my dad and i was running to the store but i hit the door :,D and the door opened so slowly that i hit my head to the glass and it hurted of course. and my dad just laughed at me and i was so embarrassed cause i should’ve known. and nowadays this is just so funny for some reason

umm a few weeks ago i accidentally went into the mens bathroom at a restaurant, thank goodness there was nobody there but when i walked out the waitress looked at me soooo weirdly i basically died i'm never going back there againnnn😭😭😭😭😭

ohh, that sounds terrible.

Other than my whole life in general...
Idk if this counts as embarrassing or not but one day my mom and I were going to the mall and it was raining outside, so we were running through the parking lot to get to the doors. The ground was really slippery and when I tried to stop running my feet slid out from under me and I slid into the doors of JCPenny like a baseball player. There was a lot of people inside and they all stopped what they were doing to stare at me. Naturally I just stood up and started laughing and acted like nothing happened, it wasn't that embarrassing but more of a funny story that other people might find embarrassing if it happened to them.

oh wow, that sounds really embarrasing

hold up lemme find the thing I already wrote. PLZ DON'T JUDGE ME IM A PARANOID ANXIOUS PERSON

So my situation wasn't embarrassing but it was just me being a paranoid freak. So I was walking into the bathroom in my school that I don't usually use. The boys and the girls bathroom are right next to each other and I didn't check the sign when I went in. Inside the stall I started having a panic attack about whether this was the boys bathroom and I convinced myself that it was. There was someone else in the bathroom in the stall next to me and I was strategically planning when to leave so no one would see me. When I finally left the stall I hurriedly washed my hands and ran out straight into a random boy coming from the boys bathroom who I had never seen in my life. He stared at me and I ran down the hallway and burst into my classroom, rad-faced and slightly sweating. However it was my chill class and the room was completely silent before I burst in so most people just stared at me.

too many girls walking into boys bathrooms XD

here is my similar story:
last year, it was our first time dressing out for pe, right? so i had no idea where the girls locker room was. so me and my friend just saw a room and assumed it was the girls one. ok, so our school isn't cuckoo enough to not put in signs, but the door was propped open AND THE SIGN WAS COVERED. so we lit ran into the boys locker room. and ran out as fast as we could once we realized 😅

Sai wrote: "too many girls walking into boys bathrooms XD

here is my similar story:
last year, it was our first time dressing out for pe, right? so i had no idea where the girls locker room was. so me and my ..."

lol you're right. it's like a universal embarrassment

So many things I can't even write them right now TwT

CrazyChickenGirl (aka Barnette) wrote: "So many things I can't even write them right now TwT"

frrrrr

I'd really don't want to think of an embarrassing story but I'll just say my whole life is embarrassing lol

~Riaa wrote: "I'd really don't want to think of an embarrassing story but I'll just say my whole life is embarrassing lol"

*Hugs* I get you :')

Okay so like 3 days ago i was in walmart and i was about to leave it was just me and some freinds and as we were leaveing a worker stops up and tells us to come with her into her Office and it turns out we forgot to pay

Maybe_Amaya(the hottest mess) wrote: "Okay so like 3 days ago i was in walmart and i was about to leave it was just me and some freinds and as we were leaveing a worker stops up and tells us to come with her into her Office and it turn..."

ooh that sounds super awkward

once when i was 8, i put my shorts on the wrong way round after going swimming with a friend. some boys from my school saw us and were pointing and laughing. i was actually genuinely mortified.

why do they care that much ; _ ;? I'm sorry that's just what boys do lol

I went to the boys bathroom instead of a girls in a Korea Shop..... Which is my favorite shop to go to buy food. And then some guys stared at me like I am a psycho or something. lol. It was a long time ago and i still remember it....

I have a bad habit of responding to people when they're not talking to me... it's pretty embarrassing... and I worry they think I'm self-absorbed by just assuming everyone's talking to me... (--///--)

No I do that too.... a lot. And when people are talking to me, I never hear them. //u _ u//

This may not be embarrassing to any of y'all but it was weirdly uncomfortable to me.... so anyways I was in dance rotation today for a theater workshop in our class. Yeah so I had to like dance with a boy and it was... weird. I don't even like him or anything it felt so weird though UGGGHH. (and he could've been normal about it, but he was just weirdly awkward like stop bro) So yeah that's how my day was. Also I think my crush likes another girl (well I knew that but she decided to like him back now- took her long enough)

Sorry about my cute little rant (:

I textd my crush asking him to send me a pic of the homework and he wouldnt answer for a full 72hrs even tho he aparently READ all my texts so i yelled at him cuz i was trying to get him to maybe respond if i was mad but then he did and he said he dint care but i dont believe him i apologized obviously but he was like whatever so i backed off but then right before we stped textung i apologized again bc i still felt REALLY guilty and didnt think he ACTUALLY just didnt care but then i found out he was SICK thatnwhole time which is why it took im so long to respond and so then i apologized for texting him in the first plae and now i feel really stupid for acting like some needy paranoid girl whos desprate to ,ake sure her crush thinks of her as a normal person (which ok i kind of am but not at THAT level) but nownhe probably think im so weirdo who wont let up bugging people about asking for forgivness for something they dont even care anout

Sorryfor ranting had to get thatg out

lol that's fine (;


Two other weird theater stories from the last two days:
We were doing an exercise in my school theater class for acting and my male friend and I were assigned to play bf and gf for something like what the heck??? It was weirdly uncomfortable because I get flustered at anything relating to romance, even acting. I know.... yeah I'm kind of pathetic. At least he was kind of chill about unlike the LAST ONE WHO HAD TO DANCE WITH ME..... it was honestly fine but everyone was trying to ship us and it was so weird-

My second one: I had an audition for Sound of Music yesterday and I thought it went fine.... this was my eleventh show though and I got zero callbacks for anything and my little 10 year old brother got one (again). I've never gotten one before so- Yeah. I'm just embarrassed putting in so much effort to prepare for a possible callback and then get none ; _ ; We still don't know the cast list right now, so I'm terrified. I really hope my brother gets Kurt though. He's very good he actually deserved that callback lol

Sorry about my rant <3

pulled a push door <3

I was at the airport and so tired and when we were going to the bathroom I accidentally followed this guy into the mens bathroom and he was like, ur not supposed to be here and I finally put the pieces together and was like I am so sorry. I ran out of there.

So i have a lot of weird hear me outs--right? Well, my worst one is probably Severus Snape. It was this whole thing ago maybe a year ago and all my friends teased me about it. I've had dreams about him before, like working for him or whatever while I was 'obsessed'. Nothing ever happened in the dreams it was just that he was THERE. I've been over it for a good few months. Or I THOUGHT so-I guess my brain thought it was a good idea for me to make out with Alan Rickman in my dream last night 🥲 ((tbf i just watched Sense and Sensibility and he was in there))
It came out of nowhere TvT

I was explaining my ADHD meds yesterday to one of my friends from school (He's a grade above me). Thing is my ADHD meds are Methylphenidate, and he went "METH PLUS!?". So I had to explain to his brother why he was screaming "POE'S ON THE DLC OF METH!". When in truth the meds just kill my energy and creativity....