The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes discussion

RANT: SNOW IS NOT SEXY EVEN IF HE'S ON TOP (SPOILER WARNING)

Okay so I just finished The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins and I am shocked (and also greatly sorry) for the people who find Snow attractive (not just in looks, though I'm shocked about that too because I first imagined him to look very similar to Dudley from Harry Potter). I have my reasons.

1. He is a horrible love interest

Countless times, Coriolanus refers to Lucy Gray as "his girl" and always says that she "belongs" to him. Not only does this remind me of something that would come out of a sex-deprived chatbot, but it's cringe. It's gross. It's toxic. Also he's so freaking jealous it's annoying. WHY do people like this? WHY do people think this is hot? Would you SERIOUSLY want someone all angry about your previous lover, a lover you don't even like because his girlfriend condemned you to death? NO, if you're sensible, you wouldn't.

2. He's a horrible person

Coryo (yes I will call him that because I cannot spell his name to save my life) is an avid supporter of the Hunger Games. He wants to see kids die. Also, he's a bird killer, and I know a very certain teacher in my school who would FREAK if they heard about Snow's bird killing shenanigans. And to turn on poor Lucy Gray like that was totally unnecessary and stupid. Why would she ever kill him, she's terrified of you.

3. Coriolanus/Coryo

I can't say his name. I can't.
What is it? I say multiple things. he is called multiple things in my head when I read. Sometimes, when I see Coriolanus/Coryo, I say...
Core-eye-o-lanus
Ca-row-line-us
Core-yo
Core-eye-o
Core-oh-lanus
Only once in a blue moon do I utter "Coriolanus." I hate his name. I hate it so much.
Also ANUS

Anyways bye

my condolences go to the people reading this