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Share pick-up lines and be silly!

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i'm so glad this is a thing 😔✊

rainy ୨ৎ {warner's version} wrote: "i'm so glad this is a thing 😔✊"

😌

are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you ;3

Me and Ariel have the same thing in common. We both wanna be part of your world ;)

If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you wanted, where would we be?

are you a 90 degree angle? bc this feels just right ;)

i have another one that i love but it's kinda dirty-minded...i'll put it in a spoiler XD

(view spoiler)[i would take you to the movies, but you're not allowed to bring your own snacks (hide spoiler)]

hey sorry this has a nicotine reference so I just wanted to hide it just in case.
If you and I were socks, we would make a great pair.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put u and I closer together.
are you a pie? bc I’d like a piece of you.
(view spoiler)[ are you a v*pe? bc I would never use you 😏 (hide spoiler)]

rini wrote: "hey sorry this has a nicotine reference so I just wanted to hide it just in case.
If you and I were socks, we would make a great pair.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put u and I closer tog..."

are you lotion!??! because you smell good :smirk: /jkjk

Nom nom

are you from tenessee caause ur the only ten i see XD

but this ones more applicable for me:

im not 18 yet but i'm the 1 who 8 ur food

you're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need

sexy mama

My bf and another guy said these to me lol!

Are you a heart? Cause I’ll never stop beating for you!

Do you have a map cause I’m lost in your eyes.

Here’s one
I know your not 14 yet but
Your the 1
4 me
My friend said this to me as a joke as it’s my birthday in 2 weeks

Awwwww!

My bdays May 14th!

I’ll remember that! I’ll say that to my bf! ❤️

Mines the 7!

REALLY? THATS MY BESTIES BDAY!?

THATS SO COOL

XD

•~Agnes~• wrote: "Mines the 7!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEN

Thx!

Wait this is perfect for me. Hey my names Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?

Kura ♞ wrote: "Wait this is perfect for me. Hey my names Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?"

Lol love that

Lol yes

is your mom a baker? cuz you're a cutie pie 😉😘

Are you an angel because you sure looked like you fell from heaven

i hate math, because it's always x and y and never you and i

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you

Are you a skittle because I would love to taste your rainbow

Naimallama🦙:P wrote: "Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you"

why is that so funny 😂😂😂

my love for you is like diarrhea...i just can't hold it in

💀

my love for you is like constipation, it doesn't leave

Naimallama🦙:P wrote: "my love for you is like constipation, it doesn't leave"

HELPPPPP

lol😭

Naimallama🦙:P wrote: "my love for you is like constipation, it doesn't leave"

WHY IS THAT SO REAL

omgggg 😭 I am dying 😭

Sobbing at this chat rn

How’s has no one fallen in love with me yet bro, these pick-up lines are soo good!!! 😔

Naimallama🦙:P wrote: "How’s has no one fallen in love with me yet bro, these pick-up lines are soo good!!! 😔"

Frrr 😔

Barnette {#rememberalexei} wrote: "Sobbing at this chat rn"

imagine someone walked up to you and said, "my love for you is like constipation"

Sai :) wrote: "Barnette {#rememberalexei} wrote: "Sobbing at this chat rn"

imagine someone walked up to you and said, "my love for you is like constipation""

I'd die

yeah I probably would just leave

Naimallama🦙:P wrote: "yeah I probably would just leave"

lmao

Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.

Are you a loan? You've got my interest.

Sai :) wrote: "Are you a loan? You've got my interest."

bc bank terms are so hot

If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber

If you were a fruit you would be a fine-apple