dumb guy diaries ♡ discussion

this is where you can enter your story!! if you'd just like to share it, you may share it, or you can tell us if you'd like to have it included in the podcast. i will make sort your story into a topic (dating, general, etc) and post it on the topic!!

if you do not want it in the podcast, just tell us!! please feel free to use made up names for people! <3


format:

♡ your name
♡ the story
♡ what category do you think your story belongs in?? (dating, awkward, annoying, confusing, advice, etc.)
♡ do you want it shared on the podcast or would you just like to have it sorted into the wall??

Lexi
SO
The guy I like and I don’t talk much, and it’s really awkward when we do, let’s call him bob. The other day I went to A&W with my mom and I start ordering. The cashier looks up from the screen thing and it’s bob! My face immediately went red and I started to stutter. I finish ordering and he hands me my drink(we were pretending we didn’t know each other cause its just easier that way lol) and i go “thanks bob” but it was fine cause he had a name tag. He goes “your welcome lexi” and both of our faces turned red. His boss started laughing at us it was so embarrassing 😭

And sure, you can use this in ur podcast😊

Chloe

So a few months ago I broke up with my boyfriend due to him being a jerk. I was going to do it in person, but I never got to so I asked to call...he never called me...So i told him over text and I was trying to be nice about. And i was and he kept trying to save the relationship, but I was done with him because hes being a control freak (over me and everything I do) and he kept saying that he can do better I said no ofc. AND THEN this boy says well I guess its okay for you to "decompress". So then I end up telling him we are over. And like we both were living our life until i get a text from him. I was confused cuz like it we broke up a week ago. The text said "what did you tell haiden that shes not able to tell me I need to know ASAP." So im like bro who does he think hes talking to. So ofc I decided to mess with him. I say what do you think I told her. And boy is kinda stupid ngl and couldn't tell I'm messing with him. Then I write and paragraph saying that why are you texting my friend evening saying that you hated her and that shes annoying. Then he got all protective saying i didnt like her when we were together.(THEY WERE TEXTING WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER) so then he asked "well do u still like me?' and im like heck no boy. and hes like same so im like im glad u dont like urself.

Chloe M

So I was in a situationship with this guy for like a year and he ended up going to juvie for some stuff he attempted with me (that’s a story for another time) and his best friend we’re going to call him James had a huge problem with me after that he said it was my fault for his friend being sent away and would just stare at me from across the classroom so then it was summer break and I didn’t see him at all and we get back to school and me and James both joined a leadership club for our grade. Now I was a key part of this group and would often be talking and during that he would roll his eyes and make faces when I talked. So I I just thought sure I guess he hold a grudge. Later that month he’s doing certain substances in the bathroom and I was eating lunch in the library and he comes in and kisses me. Like real quick peck on the lips like this is 7th grade. So then I said “why did you do that I don’t like you and you don’t like me” he goes “I do like you why do you think that I don’t?” And I said “because you always make faces when I talk” and he gets upset and huffs and puffs and then says “it’s not like I can control my facial expressions” then walks away. I haven’t seen him since he hasn’t been here in a week. I don’t even know what to think.

You can share this story <3 (sorry it was kind of long)

Emily

There’s this guy who lives a while away and we were besties since birth. We were raised together until I moved far away, then we sent letters to each other every month and I saw him in person every summer. He’s a football player and is popular but he’s more reserved, quiet, and yet I was one of the only people who could make him laugh so hard we were both crying. We also went on a mini date to a lake, and played water tag and dived for the big rocks at the bottom of the lake. We went to the movie theater together too and watched a Spiderman movie and both stood up and yelled at the screen at the end at the same time. He taught me how to ride the unicycle and caught me when I fell off of it, giving me his arm when I wobbled, then say side by side on the dock while watching the 4th of July fireworks. And taught me how to shoot a layup in basketball and encouraged me in all the different sporty games we did even though he’s crazy competitive like I am (while being simultaneously polite about it. He’s more quietly competitive.) We rode bikes and talked about EVERYTHING when I visited him, and when we played four square with his siblings (who I am best friends with still. I’m also besties with everyone who knows him, even his PARENTS.) I even threw a birthday party for him early since I always missed it by just a few days. I thought for sure he liked me. But apparently not. Then we grew apart so slowly I didn’t even notice it happened until it was too late. For his latest birthday in August, no one told me he got a phone. Not even HIM. And once he told he got a phone, he didn’t give me his number even though he has all of his other friends’ numbers, so I guess we’re not even that good friends anymore 😔. Then he got a girlfriend that he brought to homecoming (SHE’S A CHEERLEADER AND HE STARTED LIKING HER BECAUSE SHE PUT A PICK UP LINE ON HIS DESK EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH.) I attempted to rekindle what we had by writing him another letter, but his sister answered and he didn’t. Yeah, that’s my fail of a story. 😔😭. Sorry this is so long, lol
You can just call him Robert (not his actual name)
Yes you can put it on your podcast :) (Please don’t mention my name though and make it a bit more vague.

@chloe m @emily

so sorry, i forgot to add this to the format... what category do you guys think your story falls under?? the existing categories are dating, awkward, annoying, confusing, and advice. if you think it falls under a different category lmk and i can make a new one!!

Annoying and advice, if it can be in more than one topic :)

perfect, thank you so much!!

♡ allie
♡ welll i don't really know how to start this so i'm just going to dive right in... towards the end of homecoming this year, a guy (landon), came up to my friend and i. (if i remember right), he asked BOTH of us for our numbers. my friend said no, and then right after her, i was about to say no, but then she was like "but! you can have her number!" and i was like girl no i don't want his number. she ended up giving him my number and i was just standing there wondering what in the world i'm supposed to do....

anywhoo here's the texts from the next day (anything in parenthesis is NOT part of the text):

landon: yo
me: who is this? (i was trying to act dumb but i knew it was him 😭)
landon: idk
landon: my names landon. i believe we met at the dance yesterday
me: ohhhh it's you
landon: who are u
me: billy
landon: the one who gave his sister's snap?
me: no
landon: who u
me: my friend gave u my number lol
landon: wait are u the guy with the glasses?
landon: who's ur friend?
me: i ain't no guy
me: chlorine (nickname for my friend)
landon: who
me: miles's girlfriend is my bestie lol (miles's gf is the friend that gave away my number
landon: lil diddy?
me: is that ur nickname for miles???
landon: yesss sittrr (bro what's that supposed to mean?)
landon: we call him that
me: chloe (miles's gf) is asking why lol
landon: lil diddy is my boy
landon: who's chloe
me: "lil diddy's" girl
landon: ohhhhhhh
landon: yeah i know who chloe is but who are u
me: billy bob jr.
landon: but u said u ain't a guy?
me: i ain't
me: billy bob jr. can be a girl's name
landon: then show me a pic of u
me: (i sent a pic of like half my face and my hair)
landon: ohhhh
landon: aren't you the one who's dating lil diddy (buddy i literally told u like 5 minutes ago that "lil diddy's" girlfriend is my best friend... why the heck are u asking me if I'M her??)
me: no, that's chloe
me: my bestie
landon: i'm sorry but i ain't going behind my boy's back just to get some huzz (who the heck says huzz? like you're not gen alpha so don't act like u are)
me: bro i ain't miles's girl
me: this is miles's girl (i sent a picture of chloe and miles)
landon: who are u then
landon: i now know (???)
me: who u think i am then?
landon: billy bob jr.

(that afternoon after school) (this is where it gets juicy 🤭)

landon: can you just show me bro
me: what if i don't have any good pics?
landon: damn
me: (finally finds a decent pic to send, it has two of my other friends in it)
landon: the one on the left? don't you ride my bus?
me: no, that's my friend. i'm in the green dress
landon: ohhhhhh
landon: you got a boyfriend?
me: no, why lol? (i was trying to act stupid even though i knew dang well why he wanted to know 😭)
landon: wanna be mine (bro didn't even add a question mark)
me: nty (i felt like such a baddie saying this lol)
landon: damn
landon: why not? we both single
me: i don't date
landon: what about next year?
landon: we're only a year apart
me: i'm literally in your grade
landon: you are?
me: ye
landon: can i ask you next year?

and thennnn i never responded and blocked him 💅 this man didn't even know MY NAME, and is asking me out??? i'd met him in person ONCE and he didn't even remember me.. no way he seriously expected me to get down on my knees and be like "oh, landon, marry me"

ALSO did i mention, he's like over a foot shorter than me-? he's like barely 5ft and i'm 5'9...

sorry this is alot 😭😭 i just started typing and couldn't stop

Awkward for the category for my comment lol

@allie

Mine can go in either confusing or annoying either way <3

Don’t know if this counts but…STORYTIME OF HOW I ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED 🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹♥️♥️♥️


Okay so I was 11 when this happened and me and my family were going on a month long trip to Texas. (I live in Georgia so the drive was obviously LONG and we had to stay at a hotel)

ANYWAYS we had our vacay and the it was time to go home and leave the hotel. As my mom and dad are packing up the car with all of our baggage, I’m getting comfy in my seat so that I can get ready for the long car ride. AND OFC My mom suddenly notices that one of her dresses are missing and she left it in the hotel room 😓

so being the amazing 11 year old I was at the time I said I would go get it and she gave me our hotel room key that I was PRAYING wasn’t like checked out because this was past checkout time 💀

So anyways at this time I was also REALLY sick and idk if this is just me but I was irritated and mad because being sick is so annoying so my additude was really bratty BUT ANYWAYS
So I began to walk down the hotel hallway to our room and the hallway was pretty quiet so like I thought everyone was sleeping. BUT THEN J NOTICED SOME GUY DRESSED IN ALL BLACK WALKING TOWARDS ME FROM THE OTHER END.
I ignored it and didn’t think much of it until I was three rooms away from our hotel room and the guy approached closer. I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA WALK PAST BE BUT THIS DUDE STOPPED RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND WAS LIKE “on I’ll show you the way” AND THEN STARTED GRABBING MY ARM. And for some reason I yanked it from him and I told him I knew where I was going but he kept being persistent and because our hotel room was like 2 doors away I went to it and scanned the card which THANKFULLY WORKED and started going inside the room to grab the dress. The guy who was still standing there was like “Is that your room” AND I LEGIT SAID NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHICH I THINK PISSED HIM OFF BECAUSE HE WALKED AWAY AND LIKE TO HIS CAR. But yeah during that timeline I yanked the dress and bolted out of the hotel 💀💀💀🥰🥰🥰😍😍

@jenoodle

oh my god that's terrifying

Right so in seventh grade I was in the same class as someone who was in my class in sixth(let's call him ray), (IK I WAS YOUNG😭) and I had a feeling he had a crush on me in sixth or SOMETHING like that because I remember we sat beside each other in maths and he was whispering in my ear the whole class making me laugh…but at the time I had a crush on someone else and he was sitting opposite US so I didn't really talk that much to him- and we were always playing tag together and we had an inside joke of calling each other ‘SUS’ (it was funny at the time I swr)’💀😭🫣

ANYWAYS THAT WAS JUST A BIT OF CONTEXT

In seventh grade we were in a new school and we were getting all our new classes and seating plans…. And in religion I was put on a table with him and another guy-and he was like ‘Sophiaaa sit beside me pleaseee’ but I didn't t want to sit beside him because I thought that would be embarrassing💀😭
Anyways I spent the rest of the class being depressed and regretting that decision.
So the next day I sat beside him!
And for the next two months we became really close and he would tell me stuff about his home life…he would make me laugh and I would make him laugh…we played tic-tac-toe ,hangman and stuff on a page of my copy, and sometimes he would walk home with me and we sat beside each other in free classes and I actually reallyy enjoyed his company
I had a FAT crush on him😭🫣
Like in English class he wrote a poem about having a crush on someone and he was talking about eye contact and all😭😭🤚
I'm pretty sure that poem was abt me😭⛓️
And I had a nickname for him (zues cus his surname is ALSO weird)
Anyways…one of the days he asked me for my ROBLOX user 💀
Also at the time I didn't have snap or anything 💀😭🤚
And I thought he was just gonna troll me with his friend or something 🙄
So I said no.
Then I was playing adopt me 😭🎀✨🩷
And someone typed his name into the chat-I'm talking full name but it was spelt weird (he had a VERY odd and rare name too😭😭😭)
Anyways that person was not him 💀….
But I decided when we got back to school I'd ask him what his Roblox user was 😭👀
HE NEVER CAME BACK TO SCHOOL.
HE TRANSFERRED SCHOOLS WITHOUT TELLING ME.
HE KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN AND HE STOPPED COMING INTO SCHOOL FOR A MONTH BEFORE HE ACTUALLY OFFICIALLY TRANSFERRED.
And so one of the days I was just talking to my friend waiting to go in school…and one of his friends comes up to me and it's like oh Sophia, did you know ray changed schools?
NO I DID NOT KNOW.
I asked my best friend to ask his best friend for his ROBLOX user 💀💀💀💀
So I added him on an account named friend me please-
I also made like eight versions of my account to friend him on…I got BLOCKED 🤣😭🤚
Ok so after all the effort, he did end up friending me back and we had like the most unproductive conversation ever and it was just depressing, 10 minutes after the conversation ended, he unfriended me.
Iwl I was lowk heartbroken for a month or 2 or 3💀😭😭😭- then I had a crush on his best friend bc I tried to get over him- THEY ARE BOTH ICKS IK THAT NOW

Ok and my best friend knew about how I really liked him so she asked his best friend and they were talking for a long time about us two💀😭😭😭
And they were both taking screenshots for their best friends. And he basically said that Ray sees me as like a younger sister (he's not even 2 months older 💀) Ido think he was lying abt that tho😭
And I'm pretty sure he knew I liked him after that😀
He went on to have like 5 Roblox girlfriends😃

And one of the days I was stalking and I just so happened to find a ROBLOX user somehow connected to his main user that was called Zeuss💀😭
Right so that was a big, long, very juvenile, unnecessary rant but oh well, my younger self was thoroughly emo due to mid testosterone!😀

Idrk what category it goes under- maybe confusing and annoying?- you should have one labelled depressing 😭🤚

U can share on ur podcast if u want🤣😭🤚

@Sophia

OMGOSH girly

@sophia

omg all the emojis along the way are killing me 😭 i love it

also, i will add one labeled depressing!! <3

i’ve never been in a relationship… But a dumb thing my brother did was put a mac and cheese cup( like the one where you just have to put water and the cheese in then put it in the microwave) with no water and we were in a hotel room that made everything smell like burnt popcorn i know this is more of a dumb guys relationship type convo not dumb brother but i wanted to add to this convo lol

oh don't worry!! you just made me realize that i should probably be a lil more specific with what to enter here, ANY dumb guy story is allowed!! whether it's does have to do with relationships or it's just something stupid your dad, uncle, brother, cousin, or really any guy did! <33

ok thanks!

this is such a small story that happened a few days ago i was out with my brothers friend and my friends we all went to a restaurant one guy got his own tab and he didn’t know how to do anything he didn’t know what to do and i was like “just put your card on the receipt “ and then the waiter gets it he said “oh no he took my card how am i supposed to tip now” mind u this guy is over 18 i was dying explaining to him what you do lol

hiii!! ik im late but my names audrey, this is my favorite story to tell ppl when they ask about my ex 😅, it’s a little less dumb and a bit more asshole-ish, i hope that’s okay!!

so i broke up w him after 2 weeks and i did it during a dance (keep that in mind). he was very good friends with one of my friends and that was fine bc i trust her (pls keep this in mind as well). now i broke up with this dude bc someone we both have known for a long time pointed out that he wasn’t very interested in me as a person, just my body (and my boy bsf and his good friend confirmed this later btw). i was also informed that he tried to kiss his girl bsf (she rejected him, as i mentioned before i trust her a LOT.

now that yall have background info, it gets juicier. i basically said “i want to break up i need more time to focus on myself im not in the right place for a relationship rn” as one does ofc. but then he hit me with the “okay” and WALKED AWAY. the next day, i was informed that he proceeded to tell everyone that he broke up with me and that i ignored him for the rest of the dance (it was the other way around)

anyways u can share this on the pod but please don’t use my name!!