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caroline (the smol bean)
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Dec 12, 2025 09:41PM
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger... then it hit me. I know it’s really bad!
Katniss wrote: "I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger... then it hit me. I know it’s really bad!"
LMAO
I just watched a Disney movie.It’s about a man’s wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twist of events the son is kidnapped and the man has to chase the kidnappers for thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
The title? Finding Nemo 🐠
Why did only the letter e get a Christmas present?Because the other letters were not e.
(Like naughty, but not e)
I feel you.I told myself, “If I write 500 words, I can go to the gym.”
Then I wrote 12 and left anyway—technically, that’s momentum.
At the gym I saw a guy journaling between sets and my brain latched onto it like evidence.
Look at that. Someone who actually writes. In public. On purpose.
For a second I just stood there, watching, like I could absorb discipline through proximity.
Then I got close enough to read it. He’d written:
“2x10. Don’t die. Water.”
And honestly?
That’s still more structure than my draft, a clearer plan than my chapter, and the only thing I’d seen all day that wasn’t built on vibes and caffeine.
I used to be addicted to soap… but I’m clean now.
Wait I got oneThey called me weird for never going out
Which is funny because I'm always booked. *begins to read*
Have you seen the movie about the little fish with cancer?…
It’s called finding chemo 💀
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? ...
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What type of room doesn't have doors?....
A mushroom🫣.
guys what does &:!3 mean its smth like that someone else know what im talking about
What did one butt cheek say the the other?Together we can stop this shit....
I can't even anymore
LMAO y’all are killing me with these jokes 😂 The frisbee one had me wheezing, and then Finding Nemo explained like a crime thriller?? I’ll never look at that movie the same way again 😭.Okay, here’s mine:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field 🌾.
