The Everything Group discussion

Okay... I got this game from another group, but it was just so funny that I had to share it with you guys!

Here's how it goes:

I say: I insert a ______________ into the vending machine and out pops a...

You say: ________________

Get it? I'll go first:
I insert a Ritz cracker and out pops a...

Spider the size of Earth....

I insert a brownie I got from a cookie and out pops a...

2-year- old girl




I insert Edward Cullen and out comes

Edward Cullen and a bottle of coke

I insert Bella Swan and I get a...

Alice Cullen!



I insert Jacob Black and out comes a(n)_____________

Victoria!



I insert a broken parachute and out comes a(n)____________

potato!



I insert a piece of paper...

a cat!

I insert a stalker and out comes...

me

I insert cc and out comes...

((hey!))


a sign saying "this is too awesome to replace... please try a different item" XD!

I know!


I insert the coca-cola bear and out comes...

a hairball!!! ((my cat just had 1))
i insert a computer and out comes ...

((that's...great...))

a chocolate chip


I insert Nina and out comes...

a taquito!!!!
i insert a cell phone and ou comes...

JACOB BLACK! ((and he asks: is Cc there?))

i insert a vamp...

something you do NOT want to find even in your toilet...


I insert a vacuum cleaner and out comes...

a taco!!

I insert a sibling and out comes...

your evil hamster(mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!)


I insert a panda bear...

out comes confetti!!

I insert a stink bomb and out comes...

and out comes a dictonary so I can look up the word "uphonium"

I insert my friend who is sitting next to me right now...

AND OUT COMES OUT A THOUSAND SKITTLES!!!
I INSERT MY LITTLE SISTER (WHO I DISLIKE VERY MUCHO)...

comes out stephine meyer!
i insert a rubber band and out comes...

and comes out an angry mob!!!
i insert stark(from house of night)
and out comes...

a hot tamolie?

i insert daisy and out comes...

((loL YES!!!))

ME!!!
i insert a cockroach (yuck!)

and out comes a beetle

I insert my broken glasses and out comes...

a pic of a lemon

i insert a camera

yellow ice cream!

i insert the moon and out comes...

a blood sucking vampire (lol!)

i insert a flower and out comes

and the machine barfs out a hair ball

i insert a popcicle and out comes...

(ikr?)
and out comes CC! (lol)

i insert bella swan

(aww okay buh bie!)

and out comes a pair of sunglasses

i insert my guinea pig (btw hes blind...if u were wondering) and...

out comes a super guinea pig

I insert a feather(don't even ask where it came from...)

and out comes a schnitzel! (weiner schnitzel... get it?)


I insert the letter A....

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

AND OUT COMES A BUG

I INSERT A MOUSE...

and out comes CHEESE!!

i iinsert a potato...

and out comes a turkey!

i insert my little sister who threw a freaking bunny at my head!!!

and out comes toxic waste

I insert an envelpoe and out comes a(n)________________

and out comes a pony!

i insert a nail...

(dont u dare say hammer.)
(cuz thats boooring)

and out comes a ((hammer!)) blonde


I insert a party animal((me...))

and out comes a confused, mixed-up teen.

i insert an ipod touch (wht i want 4 christmas!!!)

and out comesfeathers and the drool you left on the pillow.

...

I insert a star...

and out comes a swarm of flesh eating butterflies.
...
I insert a death curse...

and out comes a pair of pink pajammies!!

I insert...a brain....

and out comes a TV!!

I insert a pot...

and out comes some coffee!!



I insert a computer disc....

and out comes my fdaoighdfzgikbc wreifhdjhk!!

I insert my fdaoighdfzgikbc wreifhdjhk...

and out comes a baby CD player!

I insert some headphones....