Ta-da!! ^^ discussion

Someone says, I wish_______, and you say granted, but (insert something bad about it)
EX.
I wish for food.

Granted, but then you'd get food posioning from it. Get it?

I wish i was fameous

Granted but paparazi gets you while you're drunk. ((idk...)

I wish that the world was happy

Granted but all the people on it r sad

I wish I had my nano novel done

granted but the prize turns out to be NON VERTUAL poop

I wish that i had MY nanowrimo done

granted but your novel is the worst of creation and people acually throw rotten tomatoes at you because of it.

I wish I didn't have dorks for friends.

granted but they're so popular you seem like a absolute dork in comparasonI wish i had a potato farm (idont know)

granted but all your potato plants will die

I wish I had long hair

granted but you acidently use to much conditioner and your hair all falls out...

I wish that i had a pet cow

Granted but the day after you get the cow she dies,

I wish I had a twin.

Granted but she died in the womb (they thought i was a twin ;P turns out the dot was something else... i don't know what...)

I wish i was a twin

Granted but your twin died in a car crash

I wish I was a princess

Granted but then an assasin kills you

I wish that i cared about getting married (i sorta wish...)

Granted but you wind up getting divorcied in the end

I wish I was an only child

Granted but you get spoiled and turn out to be a brat and everyone hates you

I wish that...... a unicorn would jump in juggling a monkey and a donkey while balencing on a ball (i did that one before when i was bored)

granted but the unicorn, donkey, and monkey get hurt. (o no!)
I wish i had more books.

granted but you become adicted and become a cranky, lazy bookworm (unless you already are one ;P)

i wish that my computer WOULDN'T explode

granted but they're on fire....

i wish that the world was happy (did i already do that one? oh well!! i don't care! and i want it to be happy! plus i don't know what else to put ;P)

granted, but you will be eaten my a taco...and be happy about it!

i wish i had something to do...

Granted, but that something is being tortured (you make this too easy).

I wish that there was no poverty.

Granted but then everyone would be rich and greedy.

I wish the guy I like would at least say "hi" back!