Those Who Fear Snuggies discussion
The Evilness of Snuggies
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I Died Last Night
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Reed
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Nov 27, 2009 12:42PM
ok put down how u died last night and how u killed the snuggie if u were lucky enough to live.
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ill startthe evil little snuggy in the living room came up behind me and tried to slit my throat. i grabbed his handless sleeve and stompped on him until he was uncouncious. i took a flamethrower and burnt him to crisp and spread his ashes across the grace.....bad idea. he dug into the soil and brought the old and nearly forgotten snuggie from 1879. they teamed up and the old snuggy rebuilt mine. they came back to my house killed my family, and attacked me. i died last night
((nice))i took me a wwhile but i realized tht i own a snuggie. it had a mouth and then i tried to put it under something heavy, i had it mezmorized under monty python on my ipod, then the playlist ended. and it attacked me. i died last night.
well that was a slow and painful deat for u wasnt it??
it porobly was
Rena wrote: "((nice))i took me a wwhile but i realized tht i own a snuggie. it had a mouth and then i tried to put it under something heavy, i had it mezmorized under monty python on my ipod, then the playl..."
o. im sorry rena. let us have a moment of silence
i didn't know my parents were getting me a snuggie and hiding it under my bed. it slowly crept up in the middle of the night and attempted to sit on me, to slowly suffocate me, but I was too quick for it. i twisted my body and grabbed my alarm clock, i set off the alarm and slowly the snuggie fell to the ground. however, it was just playing dead and it jumped up and pulled me to the ground using my ponytail. he then proceeded to murder me by forcing me to listen to miranda cosgrove's songs and torturing me to death. i died last night.
My mother just bought a leopard-print Snuggie for the Christmas gag-gift exchange. She won't let me go at it with my chainsaw and blowtorch. I am going to die tonight.
Nightshade wrote: "My mother just bought a leopard-print Snuggie for the Christmas gag-gift exchange. She won't let me go at it with my chainsaw and blowtorch. I am going to die tonight."do it 2nite.
read the comment i replied 2.
or you cud stuff it in the oven after you've taken cookies or whatever out.
My parents...bought us all snuggies.I refused it,but then it jumped me and tried to choke me with its warm corners.the other snuggies had killed the rest of my family(and smothered my cat :'(--),and finally,i sliced one up.They tortured me,tho,by making me listen to the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana songs AT THE SAME TIME.I died last night.
moment of scilence for my best friend tht lives walking distance from me...
Rena wrote: "moment of scilence for my best friend tht lives walking distance from me..."I do...i do...*nods head*
Hey,rena,get on DA.
IM GETTING ONE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!*keeps a jar of pickles by tree*
I was going to get one for my dad for Father's Day, but then I realized that it would probably kill us all in our sleep, so I got him slippers instead.
YOU ALMOST WHAT?!
Ummmm...almost bought a Snuggie? *cowers* I didn't though!
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How would I die....
I went to my friends house the other night. We made funfetti, watched old christmas shows, and eventually delivered a cup cake to a boy down the street. Suddenly I was abandoned at his doorstep, all alone and my friends had dissapeared. Just as I wrang the door bell I heard a shriek in the darkness of the night. I pounded on the door way and to my horror a leopard print snuggie opened the door, his goonies behind him. They prodeced to pelt glass Christmas ornaments at me and pelt me over the head with candicains. The neighborhood was full of old people with their hearing ades off so no one heard me. They then drowned me in a small fish pond, half frozen, at the front of the house. I was found the next morning by an old man with a plaid bath robe on and sponge bob slippers who had gone to get the newspaper in the snow. A hearing aid was tucked in his ear. I was holding a candy cain.
