Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry discussion

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is a joke shop in Diagon Alley owned by Fred and George Weasley. It sells practical joke objects, such as Extendable Ears, a Reusable Hangman, and Fred and George's special WonderWitch products, such as Love Potions, ten-second pimple remover, and Pygmy Puffs. There is also a section of Muggle magic tricks "for freaks like Dad", which are said not to be big-sellers.

i'm really sad that this can't be Weasley's Wizard Weezes-by Fred and George Weasley, but we all know why.

*shakes head and sheds tear*

Kat wrote: "i'm really sad that this can't be Weasley's Wizard Weezes-by Fred and George Weasley, but we all know why.

*shakes head and sheds tear*"

It used to be owned by the weasley's But now other people work here....

its not fair but he still lives if not in body then in spirit

now id like to get instant drakness please about ten of them please

((Can i run the shop? I filled out a app.))

Anyone need help on browsing?

sure, can I have a pygmy puff?

Yes, right over here. *Leads to shelf*

can i have one too!

I want love chocolates!!!

Sure, yes, you can all have one, just remember to pay. *Looks at Jen* go down that isle right there and turn to your left, you should find them there.

ooh ill do it pick me!

Ok, you are now my partner. You can sell people candy, and work the register and stuff. *Takes sign down*

yea!

did u see someone set a dung ball off in the hall of history!

i didnt do it

well off too charms to pratice a new spell with or without the professor

im bored *looks at the shelves misciviusly* andi know how to fix that. *grabs something off the shelf and runs off*

*Sighs* You still have to pay for that!

i did i payed two sickles

and i used the thing wisely i dont steal

OK.

can i have some dung balls and some instant drakness plz just a couplle

Kat wrote: "i'm really sad that this can't be Weasley's Wizard Weezes-by Fred and George Weasley, but we all know why.

*shakes head and sheds tear*"
I so cried! I can't belive that!

Instant darkness, love potion, and an extenable ear.

*grabs Love choclates* here they are, how much?

i need dung bombs and instant drakness

LAURA??????????

what? there just in case and theres no rule against them :)

hahahaahhaha you guys are funny!

HUFFLEPUFF Needs more points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ummm can i have a candy that makes u throw up plz

Let me see if I have those...

yes, we do. Puking Pastilles.One of the range of sweets found in a Skiving Snackbox. Each end of the sweet is colour-coded, so that one end causes the eater to vomit and the other cancels the effect. Fred and George had trouble with the prototype until they got the effect balanced so that the vomiting was severe but not so severe that the cancelling end couldn't be swallowed.
Hermione gave one to Reg Cattermole in order to send him to St.Mungo's while Ron impersonated him to infiltrate the Ministry.
See "pastille" in Strictly British.

well r u going to give me one

Kat wrote: "sure, can I have a pygmy puff?"

you know they have been know to sing on boxing day. that would be tomarrow so tell me how that goes.

ohh then i want a pygmy too

i want one too and some more dungbombs and instant drakness

I need some instant darkness powder and a potable swamp. If you wouldn't mind?

ohhhhh id like some too

can i have some nosebleed nougats?

Alleecat wrote: "well r u going to give me one"

There is this thing called reaching and grabbing the item with you hand yourself. *room fills with smoke and dissapears, then is seen at the register*

heehee

ohhh ok thx

ya

50 dungbombs plz ohh and 5 protable swamps

Please, use these wisely. *Hands her a bag of dungbombs*

may i get a couple of dungbombs and some portable swamp

Sure. *Hands it to them*